Roof Quotes

[to God] I know, I know. We are your chosen...

[to God] I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But, once in a while, can’t you choose someone else? -Tevye from fiddler on the roof
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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"Hell isn't merely paved with good int...

"Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions; it's walled and roofed with them. Yes, and furnished too." - Aldous Huxley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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If the roof is leaking, but its raining, ...

If the roof is leaking, but its raining, you can't fix it today. If its not, it doesn't need fixing, so why worry about fixing it?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief tha...

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." β€” George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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β€œThe ruler who increases his own wealth at the expense of his people’s is li...

β€œThe ruler who increases his own wealth at the expense of his people’s is like one who builds the roof of his house using materials that he digs out from the foundations.” – Shihab al-Din Ahmad ibn Abd al-Wahhab al-Nuwayri (1279-1333)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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It's no shame to be poor... ...

It's no shame to be poor... but it's no great honor either ~ Tevye (The Fiddler on the Roof)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemplo...

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards,to absinthe and good-hearted landlords,to music and warm bodies and contraceptives.. and to the good life,whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.~ Hunter Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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β€œThe very least you can do in your life is figure out what you hope for. ...

β€œThe very least you can do in your life is figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance but live right in it, under its roof.” ― Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof & instant coffee, to unemployment...

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof & instant coffee, to unemployment insurance & library cards, to absinthe & good hearted landlords, to music & warm bodies & contraceptives & to the 'good life' whatever it is & wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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"You will do the greatest services to the state if you shall raise not the roo...

"You will do the greatest services to the state if you shall raise not the roof of the houses, but the souls of the citizens: for it is better that great souls dwell in small houses than for mean slaves to lurk in great houses." - Epictetus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to une...

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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"Don't complain about the snow ...

"Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean." -Confucius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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