Ron white Quotes

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you shou...

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
📅︎ Feb 06
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"Wait a minute now, I didn't want to be ...

"Wait a minute now, I didn't want to be drunk in public. I wanted to be drunk in the bar. They threw me into public." -Ron White
📅︎ Aug 20
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"You can't ride...

"You can't ride home on a bowl of goat." - Ron White
📅︎ Oct 15
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