Robert benchley Quotes

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and...

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." β€” Robert Benchley
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β€œIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no ...

β€œIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous." ... Robert Benchley
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"Drawing on my fine comman...

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." ~Robert Benchley
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"Anyone can do any amount of work prov...

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment." β€” Robert Benchley
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β€œThe freelance writer is a ma...

β€œThe freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.” β€”Robert Benchley
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"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience,...

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." β€” Robert Benchley
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"Drinking makes such fools of people, and...

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." β€” Robert Benchley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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"I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll b...

"I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle." β€” Robert Benchley
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β€œIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no...

β€œIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent in writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
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"Anything can happe...

"Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't." - Robert Benchley
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"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience...

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
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