Ricky Quotes

"Just because you're o...

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right." Ricky Gervais
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"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expe...

"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we. Remember, they're just jokes, we're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel." -Ricky Gervais, Golden Globes 2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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"Isn't it funny how yo...

"Isn't it funny how you're always born into the right God" - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to h...

A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents for Christmas -Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Where there's a w...

Where there's a will - there's a relative!...Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"The best thing about being dead is you d...

"The best thing about being dead is you don't know about it. It's like being stupid, it's only painful to others." - Ricky Gervais
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"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead...

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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"Being dead is like bein...

"Being dead is like being stupid: it's only painful for others." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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The best advice I’ve ever recei...

The best advice I’ve ever received is, β€˜No one else knows what they’re doing either.’ β€”Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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"I think religion's greatest trick wasn't convincing someone ...

"I think religion's greatest trick wasn't convincing someone there was a God who was all powerful. I think it was convincing someone else that you couldn't ridicule the idea." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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If Your Religion Requires Y...

If Your Religion Requires You To Hate Someone , You Need A New Religion - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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The best advice I’ve ever recei...

The best advice I’ve ever received is: No one else knows what they’re doing either. - Ricky Gervais
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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to h...

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. ― Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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"Surround yourself with p...

"Surround yourself with people who share your passion for success" - Ricky Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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"98% of us will di...

"98% of us will die at some point in our lives." Ricky Bobby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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"If you can laugh in the...

"If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet proof" - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"Facts have no agenda. They can't be racist or sex...

"Facts have no agenda. They can't be racist or sexist or bias in any way. They can't be softened or changed to avoid offence. They just are." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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"Offence is never given, it's taken... If you are offended by something, walk away. I'm...

"Offence is never given, it's taken... If you are offended by something, walk away. I'm offended by things all the time but I haven't got the right not to be offended, and remember this: just because someone is offended it doesn't mean they're right. "- Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"If you enjoy seeing an an...

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt" - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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"If you believe in a god, just tell me why you don...

"If you believe in a god, just tell me why you don't believe in all the other gods. The reasons you give will be why I don't believe in yours." Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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"Suitability test, Ricky." - Jim Lahey "I...

"Suitability test, Ricky." - Jim Lahey "I'll wear a suit if I have to, I don't care - I'll be here." - Ricky, *Trailer Park Boys*
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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"Don't Judge Humanity As...

"Don't Judge Humanity As A Whole On The Indiscretions Of A Few" - Ricky Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have...

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It’s all we’ve got. - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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"One man's garbage is an...

"One man's garbage is another man's ungarbage." - Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Just because you're of...

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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"Offense is t...

"Offense is taken, not given" - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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You do your own thing and you see if you survive. If you start se...

You do your own thing and you see if you survive. If you start second-guessing and you try to find people that are like you, or change it to make certain people like you, you're finished. ~ Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Don't you h...

Don't you have some offs to fuck? -Ricky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,...

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in." - Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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"All animals to me a...

"All animals to me are unconditionally beautiful." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Getting caught masturbating sucks...

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. -Ricky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"Beliefs don't change fats. Fa...

"Beliefs don't change fats. Facts, if you're reasonable, should change beliefs." - Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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"Its gonna be real funny to see the atheist...

"Its gonna be real funny to see the atheist faces when the Big day arrives! When is the next rapture? I Loved the others." Ricky Gervais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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