Restaurant Quotes

"I've known what it is to be ...

"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant." β€” Ring Lardner
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β€œThe chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly rem...

β€œThe chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at The End of the Universe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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β€œEating dinner at Steve’s is a great experience, as long as...

β€œEating dinner at Steve’s is a great experience, as long as you get out before the local restaurants close.” β€” Rupert Murdoch, about the organic vegan food served at Steve Jobs’ house
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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β€œIsn’t making a smoking section in ...

β€œIsn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?” ― George Carlin
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"Wanna know what I like about restaur...

"Wanna know what I like about restaurants? You learn a lot watching things eat." - Frank Costello, The Departed (2006)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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"All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridicu...

"All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door." - Albert Camus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to g...

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"The only thing I ever got out of fame was a b...

"The only thing I ever got out of fame was a better table in a restaurant. And for that I gave up being able to relate to people." β€” David Bowie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"I've known what it is to be ...

"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant." β€” Ring Lardner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant fille...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like." β€” Lemony Snicket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Disappointment is ordering a...

Disappointment is ordering a cheeseburger from a Chinese restaurant. - personal experience
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I f...

"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I feel that strategically detonating several of their garish, pathetic little restaurants will prove effective in convincing them of their error." - Colonel Sanders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who brings you things you never asked for and don't always like.
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"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. Thi...

"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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"Applebee's is a very nice micro...

"Applebee's is a very nice microwave that they decided to build a restaurant around." - u/BenjaminGeiger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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'The other night I ate at a real n...

'The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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" All good deeds and all great thoughts have a ridicu...

" All good deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door." - Albert Camus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu a...

Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu at Old Homestead [in NYC]? Nope β€” Japan sells its rare Kobe beef to just three restaurants in the United States, and 212 Steakhouse is the only one in New York.β€”Larry Olmstead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"You don't go to a restaura...

"You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit" -Banksy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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