Report Quotes

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the ...

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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β€œThose who commit the mur...

β€œThose who commit the murders write the reports.” - ida B Wells (on police crime.)
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β€œA stupid man's report of what a clever man says can nev...

β€œA stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.” ― Bertrand Russell
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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can nev...

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." β€” Bertrand Russell
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Reporter: "Why do you shoot...

Reporter: "Why do you shoot so many 3's?" -- Antoine Walker: "Because there are no 4's."
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"Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average A...

"Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele." β€” Bagdikian's Observation
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"Toxicology reports don't tell the...

"Toxicology reports don't tell the real story - in fact, they won'r even qualify as CliffsNotes in my book."
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On this show, your voice will be...

On this show, your voice will be heard β€” in the form of my voice. β€”Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
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β€œWhy are you gay?” -Ug...

β€œWhy are you gay?” -Ugandan news reporter interviewing an lgbtq+ activist
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Progress Report (01/15/201...

Progress Report (01/15/2018): Chapter 1 of The Sovereign Species 2 has been completed
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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can nev...

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." -- Bertrand Russell
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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
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β€œI don't make jokes. I jus...

β€œI don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” - Will Rogers
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"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things ...

"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." - The Bible (KJV).
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Generally, news reporting and punditry are respectful of the rich an...

Generally, news reporting and punditry are respectful of the rich and disdainful of the poor. -Norman Solomon, Visible and Invisible Caregivers, Extra! Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting, November/December 1997
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β€œI have great respect for that man, and if he have great concerns about me, there most be some ...

β€œI have great respect for that man, and if he have great concerns about me, there most be some truth to it.” β€”Abraham Lincoln [His reply when Abraham Lincoln was once told by a reporter that another government official has sharply criticized him. What did the president have to say to that?]
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"Believe nothing against another but on good authority...

"Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it." - William Penn
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Gay as a daffodil. –Freddie Me...

Gay as a daffodil. –Freddie Mercury's response to a reporter asking about his sexual orientation
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"And when he gets to heaven, to saint peter he...

"And when he gets to heaven, to saint peter he will tell: "Just another solider reporting, sir. I've served my time in hell." - Soliders quotes.
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Sometimes I drink out...

Sometimes I drink out of the volcano. - Dennis form Observe and Report
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β€œThe irony of the Information age is that it has given new respe...

β€œThe irony of the Information age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion.” John Lawton (veteran reporter), speaking to the American Association of Broadcast Journalists in 1995
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β€œReports of my assimilatio...

β€œReports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.” - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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"Let me ask you something - how much did they get paid to storm Normandy? How much did...

"Let me ask you something - how much did they get paid to storm Normandy? How much did King Arthur get paid to kill Merlin? How much did they get paid to invent Television? Nothing. They did it because they knew it was right." Ronnie Barnhardt (Observe and Report)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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"And when he gets to heaven, To Saint Peter ...

"And when he gets to heaven, To Saint Peter he will tell; One more Marine reporting, sir. I've served my time in Hell!" - James A. Donahue
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"Cut my frog i...

"Cut my frog into pieces. This is my lab report."
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A New York Times Reported As...

A New York Times Reported Asked the mountaineer George Mallory in 1923 "why climb Everest?"
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