Randy Quotes

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as...

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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β€œTime is all you have and you ...

β€œTime is all you have and you may find one day that you have less than you think.” ― Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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"Lies are like children. If you d...

"Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"When we're connected ...

"When we're connected to others, we become better people." -Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to ha...

"Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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The most dangerous risk of all: The risk of spending...

The most dangerous risk of all: The risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later. - Randy Komisar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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β€œWhen you’re screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore that means they’ve ...

β€œWhen you’re screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore that means they’ve given up on you…you may not want to hear it but your critics are often the ones telling you they still love you and care about you and want to make you better.” - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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"Worrying does not take away t...

"Worrying does not take away tomorrow’s troubles. It takes away today’s peace." --Randy Armstrong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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"It's not a matter of whether or not some...

"It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"Friendship is being there when som...

"Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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β€œWhen it comes to men who are romantically interested in you...

β€œWhen it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.” ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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β€œTime is all you have. And you...

β€œTime is all you have. And you may find one day that you have less than you think.” β€” Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the...

"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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"I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be...

"I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!" -- Randy Savage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"We don't beat the Grim Reaper b...

"We don't beat the Grim Reaper by living longer, we beat the Grim Reaper by living well." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"The grass is always greener ...

"The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"We cannot change the card...

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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"The only thing that lasts longer than a f...

"The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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We cannot change the cards...

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand. ' - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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If I only had three words of advice, they...

If I only had three words of advice, they would be, Tell the Truth. If got three more words, I'd add, all the time. -Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"Lies are like children. If you d...

"Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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"We cannot change the card...

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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β€œWhen you're screwing up and nobody s...

β€œWhen you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.” ― Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"Haters and negative people don’t prevent ...

"Haters and negative people don’t prevent you from reaching enlightenment. They’re part of the process to getting there." - Randy Gage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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'No matter how bad thing...

'No matter how bad things are, you can always make them worse!' - Randy Pausch3
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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β€œIt’s not about the cards you’r...

β€œIt’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand.” ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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β€œWe cannot change the cards we a...

β€œWe cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.” ― Randy Pausch [The Last Lecture]
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. The...

"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side." - Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"Be good at somet...

"Be good at something, It makes you valuable" -Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever canno...

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor. - Randy Blythe
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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"Experience is what you get whe...

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." Randy Pausch, professor and writer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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"You can tell the same lie a thousand times But it never ...

"You can tell the same lie a thousand times But it never gets any more true So close your eyes once more and once more believe That they all still believe in you." -Randy Blythe
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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"You will need to find your passion. Don't ...

"You will need to find your passion. Don't give up on finding it because then all you're doing is waiting for the Reaper." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"Experience is what you ...

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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"We cannot change the card...

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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"Life rarely ends...

"Life rarely ends up where we think it will." - Randy Barks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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"The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls a...

"The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there give us a chance to show how badly we want something." - Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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β€œTime is all you have and you ...

β€œTime is all you have and you may find one day that you have less than you think.” -Randy Pausch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"all skinny guy...

"all skinny guys with beards are jerks" - Randy Quaid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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"He who knows not and knows he knows not ...

"He who knows not and knows he knows not knows more than he who knows not and knows not he knows not" -Lt. Randy Disher in "Monk"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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