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"Live your life in such a wa...

"Live your life in such a way that Sabaton writes a song about you." -Random guy on YouTube
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"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ev...

"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ever unless I damn well feel like it or when I am persecuted randomly by ducks and prostitutes. Course then I would just lie" -- Mel Gibson (I think)
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"Do we, holding that the gods exist, deceive ourselves wi...

"Do we, holding that the gods exist, deceive ourselves with insubstantial dreams and visions while random careless chance and change alone control the world?" Hecuba, by Euripides
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β€˜To live is to risk it all, otherwise your just ...

β€˜To live is to risk it all, otherwise your just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting where ever the universe blows you’-Rick Sanchez
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If I could predict the future with even 10% be...

If I could predict the future with even 10% better accuracy than random I'd be rich from stocks, so no I dont know when anything else will happen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Repetitive tasks are not pointless....

Repetitive tasks are not pointless. You still wipe your butt even though it will get dirty again - a random Dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"Start with being happy with yourself, as that is where unha...

"Start with being happy with yourself, as that is where unhappiness usually stems from. It is unfair to expect other people to make you happy" - Some random guy trying to be philosophical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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β€œI think that’s what scares me: the randomness of ever...

β€œI think that’s what scares me: the randomness of everything. That the people who could be important to you might just pass you by. Or you pass them by.” β€” Peter Cameron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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β€œMusic doesn’t put me in a better moo...

β€œMusic doesn’t put me in a better mood, but it makes me feel better about being in a bad mood” - Random YouTube Person
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β€œThe generation of random num...

β€œThe generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.” - Robert R. Coveyou
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"Many people step on happiness in their hope...

"Many people step on happiness in their hopes of finding luck. Sometimes it's good to appreciate the things you have." -Random Chat Webtoon
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In the end, each life is no more than the sum of contingent fac...

In the end, each life is no more than the sum of contingent facts, a chronicle of chance intersections, of flukes, of random events that divulge nothing but their own lack of purpose. Paul Auster,
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Expect nothing, appr...

Expect nothing, appreciate everything - A Random Youtube Commment.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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If you ever feel down, or feel like you can’t a...

If you ever feel down, or feel like you can’t accomplish anything, just remember that a lone .45 ACP shot down a plane - Me: a random Redditor virgin
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The great mystery is not that we should have been thrown down here at random between th...

The great mystery is not that we should have been thrown down here at random between the profusion of matter and that of the stars; it is that from our very prison we should draw, from our own selves, images powerful enough to deny our own nothingness. ― Andre Malraux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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We choose not randomly each other....

We choose not randomly each other. We meet only those who already exists in our subconscious. --Sigmund Freud
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"The United States is a nati...

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." β€” Frank Zappa
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β€œPrayer is like masturbation. It feels good to...

β€œPrayer is like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it, but does nothing for the person they’re thinking about.” -Some random Redditor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"The generation of random num...

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." β€” Robert R. Coveyou
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"The loneliest place in ...

"The loneliest place in the world is between two misunderstandings. " - Random
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β€œCarry out a random act of kindness, with no expe...

β€œCarry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.” -Princess Diana
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Language is just t...

Language is just the random utterances of the long long dead.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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"Tamagotchi has been died for years it was al...

"Tamagotchi has been died for years it was allmost died when i was 6 and right now i am 10" - Some random kid from a Tamagotchi Party On review
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The things you are passionate ...

The things you are passionate about are not random. They are your calling. - Fabienne Fredrickson
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"Long Dong Silver, he rented t...

"Long Dong Silver, he rented that 3 times before he finally bought it" -Random C-Span Prank Caller
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"The United States is a nati...

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." β€” Frank Zappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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"Nothing in nature is random..... A thi...

"Nothing in nature is random..... A thing appears random only through the incompleteness of our knowledge." - Baruch Spinoza
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"To cry often; to win the respect of stupid p...

"To cry often; to win the respect of stupid people, to leave the world a bit worse; this is to have failed." -Some Random Guy on the Internet
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Practice random acts of...

Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Anne Herbert
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How do we change the...

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at the time.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Practice random acts of...

Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Anne Herbert
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"Racism is to ...

"Racism is to hate something you randomly aren't."
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"Things don't happen for a reason, they are com...

"Things don't happen for a reason, they are completely random. But life makes opportunities, and its what we do with them that defines us." -Wise Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just...

To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. β€” Rick Sanchez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"If I'm sad I want my body t...

"If I'm sad I want my body to feel sad. And that's what Vodka does" - Random guy in my class
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expe...

"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." Princess Diana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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''I'm straighter tha...

''I'm straighter than you mom's dancing pole'', -Random Indian dude
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"You can never be ready; you can only b...

"You can never be ready; you can only be good enough." -random guy in my organic chemistry course the day of the final exam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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"Lucky action is not smart because you can not learn from it i...

"Lucky action is not smart because you can not learn from it if you fail, to learn you need to plan, there is nothing random in this universe, everything has a blueprint." - Mounssif BOUHLAOUI
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" Carry out a random act of kindness, with no exp...

" Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." -Princess Diana
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β€œLowly, unpurposeful, and random as they may appear...

β€œLowly, unpurposeful, and random as they may appear, sidewalk contacts are the small change from which a city’s wealth of public life may grow.” -- Jane Jacobs
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β€œNo act ...

β€œNo act of kindness is random.”
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"Life's a shit sandwic...

"Life's a shit sandwich, be thankful for the bread." -Random Homeless Man
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"There are never any paradoxes. The appearance of what ...

"There are never any paradoxes. The appearance of what seems to be a paradox is simply the illumination of one’s ignorance." -random comment on Marginal Revolution website
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What is a god to ...

What is a god to a Pepe? -karol chruzik random YouTube user
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"Nothing is random. Nothing is a coincidenc...

"Nothing is random. Nothing is a coincidence. Everything is happening for a reason. And you have an important part to play." - The Devil
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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"It is necessary to fall in love... if on...

"It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are going to feel anyway." – Camus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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β€œIt’s hard to know how people select ...

β€œIt’s hard to know how people select a course in life. The big choices we make are practically random.” -Amos Tversky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"The notion of "The Soul" can be described to be a comple...

"The notion of "The Soul" can be described to be a complex arrangements of random actions not affected by external forces which, by definition, is completely unpredictable." -DS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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"You know you're an adult when you ca...

"You know you're an adult when you can be right without proving the other person wrong." - some random redditor/ocktick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Technological improvement isn'...

Technological improvement isn't a trend, but a necessity. - Random comment from kickass torrents
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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