Program Quotes

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
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"I never really had the fun teens of explor...

"I never really had the fun teens of exploring the world because I was sitting at home, learning programming." - Markus 'Notch' Persson
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β€œFamily life is not a computer progr...

β€œFamily life is not a computer program that runs on its own; it needs continual input from everyone.” ― Neil Kurshan
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β€œPredictive programming is a subtle form of psychological conditioning provided by the media ...

β€œPredictive programming is a subtle form of psychological conditioning provided by the media to acquaint the public with planned societal changes to be implemented by our leaders. The public will already be familiarized with them and will accept them as natural progressions.” -Alan Watt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the m...

The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the media, the 10 second sound bites, lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance” ― Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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"Truthfully, you carry on the patterns and the beliefs of your parents, and your grandparents ...

"Truthfully, you carry on the patterns and the beliefs of your parents, and your grandparents and your ancestors because it’s a cellular memory. You come kind of programmed based on your lineage. It doesn’t mean you have to stay there though, you can shift your reality." - Colton Lindsay
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"For every action there i...

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." β€” Bob Wells
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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"You're suppose...

"You're supposed to cook spaghetti not program it!"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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"I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day program...

"I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand." - Douglas Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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"I set the wheels in motion, turn up all the machines. Activate the programs, ...

"I set the wheels in motion, turn up all the machines. Activate the programs, and run behind the scene. I set the clouds in motion, turn up light and sound. Activate the window, and watch the world go 'round." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Prime Mover)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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"For every action there i...

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." β€” Bob Wells
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted b...

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOS and forced into weight-loss programs!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, UHF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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β€œEveryone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a ...

β€œEveryone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?” --Brian Kernighan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Wokeness is the degree ...

Wokeness is the degree to which you are in control of your self-programming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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"If you don't like what...

"If you don't like what you're watching, change the program" - Captain Planet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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"The dumbing down of America is most evident in the 30 second sound bites (now down to 1...

"The dumbing down of America is most evident in the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance." - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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"You are not responsible for the programming you...

"You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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β€œThe messiness cannot go into...

β€œThe messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer.” β€” Ellen Ullman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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"Surround yourself with positive images and quotes that ...

"Surround yourself with positive images and quotes that motivate and inspire you to be the best version of yourself. Program your subconscious to work for you." Author Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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β€œAn online tax program is only as good as the informa...

β€œAn online tax program is only as good as the information the person enters into it and the understanding of what is being asked by the program.” - Jeffrey Schneider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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"They said we were mad to ...

"They said we were mad to set up our dragon research program, but who's laughing now?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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"Policing today is not so much a job, as it is a welfare program for sociopaths. Cer...

"Policing today is not so much a job, as it is a welfare program for sociopaths. Certainly, in the absence of the State, nobody could possibly get a biweekly paycheck, a pension, and top notch medical benefits by kidnapping marijuana smokers." - Chris Cantwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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With software there are only two possibilities: either the users control the pr...

With software there are only two possibilities: either the users control the program or the program controls the users. If the program controls the users, and the developer controls the program, then the program is an instrument of unjust power.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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"A nation that continues year after year to spend more...

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death." Martin Luther King Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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β€œThe dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

β€œThe dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!” ― Larry Niven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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"One of the great mistakes is to judge p...

"One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results." - Milton Friedman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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"The tools are there, the path is known, you simply have to turn your ba...

"The tools are there, the path is known, you simply have to turn your back on a culture that has gone sterile and dead and get with the program of a living world and a re-empowerment of the imagination."ο»Ώ -Terrence McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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β€œa nation that continues year after year to spend mor...

β€œa nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom” -Martin Luther King
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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"We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be v...

"We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be victims...for good reason...if we truly embraced our power, we would never be controlled. Live WISE~" - Gail Marie MacLean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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"The dinosaurs went extin...

"The dinosaurs went extinct because they didn't have a space program." - Lary Niven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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β€œDinosaurs are extinct today because they ...

β€œDinosaurs are extinct today because they lacked opposable thumbs and the brainpower to build a space program.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be v...

"We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be victims...for good reason...if we truly embraced our power, we would never be controlled. Live WISE~" - Gail Marie MacLean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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"You are not responsible for the programming you pick...

"You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it." - Ken Keyes, Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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"Nothing is so permanent...

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." – Milton Friedman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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"The True Inventor of Programm...

"The True Inventor of Programming Languages and Data Structures"β€” Douglas Hofstadter on Kurt GΓΆdel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right! ~Larry Niven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"The only problem with being a man of leisure is tha...

"The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop and take a rest." -/usr/bin/fortune (Linux program that prints out random quotes/fortunes)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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"A nation that continues year after year to spend more ...

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"Well, macs are better c...

"Well, macs are better cuz there are more programs you can buy for it."-Anthony
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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"If the dinosaurs had ...

"If the dinosaurs had a space program, they'd still be here." - Ron Garan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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