Professor Quotes

"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointe...

"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." - Betty Abzug (Happy Women's Day!)
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No one in history has eve...

No one in history has ever been insulted into agreement. -Professor Arthur Brooks
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I wonder which is best, Professor... to cut aw...

I wonder which is best, Professor... to cut away that which is unacceptable, or to find a way to accept it anyway.โ€ - Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
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"What we become depends on what we read after all of ...

"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books." โ€” Thomas Carlyle
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Technology is a f...

Technology is a fickle whore - my public speaking professor
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โ€œIt does not do to dwell o...

โ€œIt does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.โ€ โ€” Professor Albus Dumbledore
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โ€œMoney canโ€™t buy happiness,...

โ€œMoney canโ€™t buy happiness, but it can make unhappiness more pleasant.โ€ -My Gov Professor
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"If you don't vote you're v...

"If you don't vote you're voting for whoever got in." ~my environmental ethics professor
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โ€œIf Iโ€™m by my house and thereโ€™s a drive by and someone sh...

โ€œIf Iโ€™m by my house and thereโ€™s a drive by and someone shoots Mike in the head, Iโ€™m gonna think at least I didnโ€™t die of cancer for eight months.โ€ - My philosophy professor Mike
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"Having principle often takes you to a pl...

"Having principle often takes you to a place that you do not want to be." --Professor Jonathan Turley, US Constitutional Law Expert
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โ€œThe worst decisions ever...

โ€œThe worst decisions ever made were done with a serious faceโ€ - My Calc 3 Professor
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Physics works, and I am ...

Physics works, and I am still alive. See you Wednesday - Professor Walter Lewin.
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It is our choices, Harry, that sh...

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.- Professor Dumbledore
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โ€œIf tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodie...

โ€œIf tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.โ€ โ€”Gail Dines, professor of sociology and womenโ€™s studies at Wheelock College in Boston
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"Think about this. There are billions of habitable earth like world's out there in the galaxy, ...

"Think about this. There are billions of habitable earth like world's out there in the galaxy, and yet we are alone. Think about this. There are billions of habitable earth like world's in the galaxy, we are not alone. There are others. One these of statements is true." Professor Brian Cox.
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โ€œItโ€™s one thing to find views repugnant. Itโ€™s another to claim thatโ€”to hear them constitu...

โ€œItโ€™s one thing to find views repugnant. Itโ€™s another to claim thatโ€”to hear them constitutes a kind of injury that no reasonable person should be expected to stand up to. Thatโ€™s theatrical because itโ€™s not true.โ€ -John McWhorter, Professor of English at Columbia University
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"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to...

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." โ€” An English Professor
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Must is a word that I do not recognize...

Must is a word that I do not recognize. I can or I cannot. I wish to or I don't wish to. โ€”Professor Stokes, Dark Shadows
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"If we don't change directio...

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." โ€” Professor Irwin Corey
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"Money may not make you happy...

"Money may not make you happy, but without it you're probably gonna be sad" -My econ professor
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"If you're ever in a situation where you're next to a loved one on their deathbed, there are...

"If you're ever in a situation where you're next to a loved one on their deathbed, there are four things you should say to them: I love you, Thank you, ask for forgiveness and forgive them, and Goodbye (depending on religious views- Goodbye for now)." -College Professor of Philosophy
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โ€œOne of my professors said something in class the day I finally told him I needed help. He...

โ€œOne of my professors said something in class the day I finally told him I needed help. He said that you could look at things as though youโ€™re struggling, or striving. Iโ€™ve tried to remember that when I feel like I am stuck in mental quicksand. Iโ€™m strivingโ€ฆโ€ โ€” Annabel Rodman
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"Experience is what you get whe...

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." Randy Pausch, professor and writer
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"The universe is a beautiful pla...

"The universe is a beautiful place, but it is even more beautiful to understand." - Professor Brian Cox
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"... enjoy the last few weeks of f...

"... enjoy the last few weeks of freedom, leisure, beach and easy life." -My future professor on first contact
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You all have a little bit of โ€˜I want to save the worldโ€™ in you, thatโ€™s why youโ€™re ...

You all have a little bit of โ€˜I want to save the worldโ€™ in you, thatโ€™s why youโ€™re here, in college. I want you to know that itโ€™s okay if you only save one person, and itโ€™s okay if that person is you. --Anonymous Anthropologyโ€‹ Professor last day of class
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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs i...

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. -- Pierre Pachet,Physiology Professor, Toulose, 1872
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"Life is like college - you never know, who wi...

"Life is like college - you never know, who will be correcting your papers" - David Hernandez, psychology professor at Columbia university, 1989
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"Fail fast" - My marketing p...

"Fail fast" - My marketing professor's advice on failure and learning to be a strong leader
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"If a woman gets raped walking in public alone, then she, herself, is at fault. ...

"If a woman gets raped walking in public alone, then she, herself, is at fault. She is only seducing men by her presence. She should have stayed home like a Muslim woman." - Dr. Abd Al-Aziz Fawzan Al-Fawzan, Professor of Islamic Law, Saudi Arabia.
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"Today, people want sensationalism. The mor...

"Today, people want sensationalism. The more you rape their senses, the happier they are." - Professor Harold Monroe (Cannibal Holocaust)
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So many battles waged over the years... and yet, none lik...

So many battles waged over the years... and yet, none like this. Are we destined to destroy each other, or can we change each other and unite? Is the future truly set?-Professor X
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When a test has no known benefit, even a small risk of harm tips the balance. ...

When a test has no known benefit, even a small risk of harm tips the balance. Contrary to popular belief, a test can hurt.โ€”Rita Redberg, M.D., professor of medicine and cardiologist at the University of California San Francisco Medical Center
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'Writing' is the Latin of our times. The modern la...

'Writing' is the Latin of our times. The modern language of the people is video and sound. -Lawrence Lessig, professor and political activist (b. 3 Jun 1961)
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"Sometimes the world reaches such a new sense of unfair...

"Sometimes the world reaches such a new sense of unfair, fucked up irony that when I turn on the news I don't know whether to laugh or to kill myself." - My math professor.
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Professor Johnston often said that if you didn't know h...

Professor Johnston often said that if you didn't know history, you didn't know anything. You were a leaf that didn't know it was part of a tree. ~Michael Crichton, Timeline
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โ€œ The greatest power on earth is the ma...

โ€œ The greatest power on earth is the magnificent power we all of us possessโ€ฆ the power is human brain! โ€ โ€” Professor Xavier
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There is always something to do: love those with whom you sleep, share the happiness of those w...

There is always something to do: love those with whom you sleep, share the happiness of those whom you call friend, engage those among you who are visionary, and remove from your life those who offer you depression, despair, and disrespect. -Nikki Giovanni, poet and professor (b. 7 Jun 1943)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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"Well, it certainly proves one thing, on my word it does....

"Well, it certainly proves one thing, on my word it does. Proves that a man should read his mail.Yes. Certainly should... read his mail."-Professor Ellis Fowler(The Twilight Zone)
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Genocide is a lot like pornography. Everyone re...

Genocide is a lot like pornography. Everyone recognizes it immediately yet few people admit to knowing anything about it -- professor Jorg Kustermans
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We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can be...

We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can begin anything at all from scratch, free from the past, or unindebted to others, could not conceivably be more wrong. -Karl Popper, philosopher and a professor (28 Jul 1902-1994)
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The Supreme Ethical Rule: Act so as to elicit the...

The Supreme Ethical Rule: Act so as to elicit the best in others and thereby in thyself. -Felix Adler, professor, lecturer, and reformer (13 Aug 1851-1933)
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"Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly,...

"Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly, human happiness does not seem to have been included, in the design of creation." - Professor Levy
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"Life is full of happy med...

"Life is full of happy mediums that no one is happy with." -shitty college professor
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"The solution to any problem c...

"The solution to any problem creates at least two new problems"- A Professor Emeritus of History
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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"Not the filling of a pail, but the light...

"Not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire" - A professor I once took had this in the footer of every powerpoint slide
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"There is a time and...

"There is a time and place for everything. Not now." -Professor Oak
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"October gave a party; the leaves by hundreds came-Chestnuts, Oaks, and Map...

"October gave a party; the leaves by hundreds came-Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, and leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a carpet, and everything was grand, Miss Weather led the dancing, Professor Wind the band." George Cooper
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"physics isn't like history where you have to rem...

"physics isn't like history where you have to remember a lot of useless facts such as Filip VI had a 20 cm (7,8 inches) long penis" - my physics professor
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"I'm a thinker, well ...

"I'm a thinker, well most of us think we're thinkers" - My Professor
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