Pressed Quotes

One's foolproof concept may be another's hard-pressed realit...

One's foolproof concept may be another's hard-pressed reality. Knowledge can enable power but I should think one would have more respect for the differences between knowledge and wisdom.
📅︎ Mar 07
🚨︎ report

"I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy and Marine Corps is to get...

"I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them" --Kurt Vonnegut, *God Bless You Mr. Rosewater*
📅︎ Nov 25
🚨︎ report

"*Why* you were the last to press... what did you do different...

"*Why* you were the last to press... what did you do different from the previous million pressers?" "I pressed the button after everyone else." - /u/BigGoron, the last person to press The Button
📅︎ Jun 09
🚨︎ report