President Quotes

"Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary...

"Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such purpose, and you allow him to make war at pleasure." -Abraham Lincoln
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โ€œIn my view a woman could be...

โ€œIn my view a woman could be elected president of the United States.โ€ โ€” Bernie Sanders, 1988
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โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we ...

โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.โ€ โ€• Theodore Roosevelt
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"...Mr. President, we and you ought not now to pull on the ends of the...

"...Mr. President, we and you ought not now to pull on the ends of the rope in which you have tied the knot of war, because the more the two of us pull, the tighter that knot will be tied." - Chairman Nikita Khrushchev
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The President is always abu...

The President is always abused. If he isn't, he isn't doing anything. ...Harry S. Truman
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โ€Madam Speaker, I think when the history of this time is written, it will record t...

โ€Madam Speaker, I think when the history of this time is written, it will record that when my colleagues found they lacked the courage to stand up to this unethical president, they consoled themselves by attacking those who did.โ€ - Adam Schiff 12/18/19
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"Gentleman, you can be a deputy, you can become a member o...

"Gentleman, you can be a deputy, you can become a member of the parliament, you can even get elected as the president, but you can't be an artist/craftsman." - Mustafa Kemal Atatรผrk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Welcome to President Bu...

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. ...Dan Quayle
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โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we ...

โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public.โ€ โ€” Theodore Roosevelt
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It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those leas...

It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Patriotism means to stand by the country,...

Patriotism means to stand by the country, it does not mean to stand by the president or any elected official. โ€”Theodore Roosevelt
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I was asked to name all the...

I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. -Dimitri Martin
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"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man wh...

"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway." โ€” Harry S Truman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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โ€œThis is our first task โ€” caring for our children. It's our first job. If...

โ€œThis is our first task โ€” caring for our children. It's our first job. If we don't get that right, we don't get anything right.โ€ โ€” President Obama, in remarks delivered at a prayer vigil for victims of the Sandy Hook massacre
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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ยซI have never seen a thin pe...

ยซI have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.ยป - The president of the United States
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โ€œThis is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest weโ€™ve ever...

โ€œThis is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest weโ€™ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.โ€ โ€” President Donald J. Trump, shortly before Hurricane Florence made landfall in 2018.
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โ€œAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made P...

โ€œAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.โ€ โ€• Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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"When I was a boy I was told that any...

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." โ€” Clarence Darrow
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โ€œGive a mouse a cookie....h...

โ€œGive a mouse a cookie....heโ€™s going to want a glass of milkโ€ - President James Marshall
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All know the lady Gaga 100 people in a room quote, there...

All know the lady Gaga 100 people in a room quote, thereโ€™s a similar quote by a president about support from someone is all you need to succeed, but I canโ€™t remember it. Help?
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"Death had to take the president while he was aslee...

"Death had to take the president while he was asleep because if he'd been awake, there would've been a fight" - A politician when President Teddy Roosevelt died
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution...

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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"Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but ...

"Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but according to a famous Gallup poll of some years ago, some 73 percent do not want them to become politicians in the process." โ€” John F. Kennedy
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"I dont rap for dead preisdents, I'd rather see th...

"I dont rap for dead preisdents, I'd rather see the president dead, It's never been said, but i set precedents" - Eminem - We as Americans (Uncensored editon)
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โ€œIt was a Rocky Week, ge...

โ€œIt was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$APโ€ - The President of the United States
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โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we ...

โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public.โ€ - Theodore Roosevelt
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"Being president is like running a cemet...

"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." --William J. Clinton
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"If you want something you never h...

"If you want something you never had, you have to do something youโ€™ve never done" (President Thomas Jefferson)
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If Presidents don't do it...

If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. - Mel Brooks
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"Happy birthday, Mr. President...

"Happy birthday, Mr. President" - Marilyn Monroe (celebrating John F. Kennedy's May 29 birthday)
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"Here, in the United States, we are alarmed by new calls to adop...

"Here, in the United States, we are alarmed by new calls to adopt socialism in our country. ... Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country," - President Donald Trump.
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โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we ...

โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. โ€œ -Theodore Roosevelt
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To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we a...

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Theodore Roosevelt
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"Half of the American people have never re...

"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." โ€” Gore Vidal
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"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge ...

"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying." โ€” Ronald Reagan
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up...

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." โ€” Johnny Carson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we ...

โ€œTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public.โ€ ~ Theodore Roosevelt
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Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was aw...

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Vice President Thomas Marshall upon hearing of the death of Theodore Roosevelt.
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"Our government should be stron...

"Our government should be strong enough to endure the Devil himself for president" William T. Sherman
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"It was an honor to visit the ...

"It was an honor to visit the White House until you showed up." ~ LeBron James to President Trump
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"If an alien was trying to look like an Am...

"If an alien was trying to look like an American President, he'd look exactly like Michael Pence." ~Some dude overheard at Starbucks
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"Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may no...

"Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president." -Barack Obama
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inn...

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H. L. Mencken
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Americaโ€™s intelligence agencies were not created to publicly criticize or o...

Americaโ€™s intelligence agencies were not created to publicly criticize or offer rebuttals to the presidentโ€™s foreign-policy initiatives. They are not supposed to be a โ€˜checkโ€™ on presidential decision-makingโ€”that is Congressโ€™s role.
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"I speak to everyone in the same way, ...

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university." ~Albert Einstein.
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The only plan I've ever observed from President Trump is that he'll pull out one of his four tri...

The only plan I've ever observed from President Trump is that he'll pull out one of his four tried and true plays. He only has four. .. deny, attack, play the victim and change the subject to distract. Virtually everything he does falls into one of those four categories. ~ Rep. Denny Heck (D-WA)
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"If you're tired of arguing with stra...

"If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking to one in real life." -President Barack Obama
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"The President in particular is very much a figureheadโ€”he wiel...

"The President in particular is very much a figureheadโ€”he wields no real power whatsoever. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it." -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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Grab her by...

Grab her by the pussy -The U.S. President
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โ€œThey say that I have a bad mouth. Itโ€™s true. They say t...

โ€œThey say that I have a bad mouth. Itโ€™s true. They say that Iโ€™m not a statesman, not fit for a president, and thatโ€™s true. But the problem here is that I won.โ€ -Rodrigo Duterte
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"If one morning I walked on top of the water acro...

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"." โ€” Lyndon B. Johnson
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"There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and ne...

"There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!" -President Joe Bowers
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โ€˜President Nixonโ€™s motto was, ...

โ€˜President Nixonโ€™s motto was, โ€˜if two wrongs donโ€™t make a right, try three.โ€™ Norman Cousins, 1979
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"The President in particular is very much a figureheadโ€”he wie...

"The President in particular is very much a figureheadโ€”he wields no real power whatsoever. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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"I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that ...

"I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process." -23rd President Benjamin Harrison
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"Folks don't even own themse...

"Folks don't even own themselves, payin' mental rent to corporate presidents" - Public Enemy
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"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fa...

"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power." โ€” Arthur C. Clarke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22
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"*A real republic is a life lived tog...

"*A real republic is a life lived together*" - Irish President Michael D Higgins today during his re-election speech.
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