Pregnant Quotes

Success is like being pregnant, everybod...

Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked." -Harvey Specter
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Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God ...

Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God deals it out second by second. Once it leaves your hands and your power to do with it as you please, it plunges into eternity, to remain forever whatever you made of it.-- Fulton J. Sheen
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Men should get vasectomies and keep it secret. When you...

Men should get vasectomies and keep it secret. When your girlfriend/wife says we're pregnant you now know you been fucking a trash can. Congratulations pops! By: WhoadyMac
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Success is like being pregnant, ev...

Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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"The sterile feeling of a person wi...

"The sterile feeling of a person without love,doesn't have the condition of pregnant a heart" (William Ventura)
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β€œIf men could get pregn...

β€œIf men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament” - Gloria Steinem
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The pregnant woman said to her captor, please ...

The pregnant woman said to her captor, please don't kill my child. Dare to say to your captor, you can't do anything to me, you can only kill me.
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God is in the...

God is in the pregnant expectancy of meaning.
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"It is said that the...

"It is said that the present is pregnant with the future." Voltaire
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The best things in ...

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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I have neve...

I have never seen an Asian woman pregnant
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"You'd be amazed how many times I take a ...

"You'd be amazed how many times I take a picture with a very pregnant woman and then she immediately gives birth." - Bill Clinton
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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