Potatoes Quotes

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
📅︎ Nov 28
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"Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinki...

"Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
📅︎ May 14
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”Do not forget that po...

”Do not forget that potatoes are better with potato sauce.” - bertilssons
📅︎ Apr 03
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"French fries. Or,...

"French fries. Or, as I call them, surrender potatoes." - me
📅︎ Dec 27
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"A true Russian does ...

"A true Russian does not farm potatoes. He us a potato." -TotallyNot Me
📅︎ Oct 30
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"It is a mistake to think you...

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams
📅︎ Jun 26
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"Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing th...

"Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes." Holly (Primary Computer aboard the Red Dwarf)
📅︎ Feb 28
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"Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking...

"Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
📅︎ Sep 28
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"Those who would sacrifice stuffing f...

"Those who would sacrifice stuffing for potatoes deserve neither stuffing nor potatoes." --Benjamin Jefferson-Crocker
📅︎ May 05
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