Potato Quotes

"The same boiling water that softens the...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg, it's about what you're made off not the circumstances" - unkown
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"The same boiling water that softens the ...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not your circumstances." - Unknown
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
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”Do not forget that po...

”Do not forget that potatoes are better with potato sauce.” - bertilssons
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"Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinki...

"Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
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"College is like voluntarily taking poison...

"College is like voluntarily taking poison, then smiling as it goes down your throat" Bradley Irvine song 'Potato Chips and Sadness'
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"French fries. Or,...

"French fries. Or, as I call them, surrender potatoes." - me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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"A true Russian does ...

"A true Russian does not farm potatoes. He us a potato." -TotallyNot Me
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"The same boiling water that softens the ...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances." -Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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"It is a mistake to think you...

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams
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You all don't want me because I'm a pota...

You all don't want me because I'm a potato now but one day I'll be French fries and you all will want to have me then. ~Unknown~
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"Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing th...

"Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes." Holly (Primary Computer aboard the Red Dwarf)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of che...

"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!" Ebenezer Scrooge to the ghost of Jacob Marley
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"Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking...

"Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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I get it. Like if many potato, pick anywhere and find po...

I get it. Like if many potato, pick anywhere and find potato. But if no potato, dig everywhere, still no potato. Most of time potato is actually rock. Such is life. -DrNick2012
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"Those who would sacrifice stuffing f...

"Those who would sacrifice stuffing for potatoes deserve neither stuffing nor potatoes." --Benjamin Jefferson-Crocker
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