Porn Quotes

"Theres only 2 kinds of people, people that...

"Theres only 2 kinds of people, people that look at porn and people that lie about looking at porn, and I dont look at porn" -Alex Jones.
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โ€œLife is a lot l...

โ€œLife is a lot like animal porn, itโ€™s not for everyoneโ€
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โ€œA story in a game, is like a story in ...

โ€œA story in a game, is like a story in a porn movie. Itโ€™s expected to be there, but itโ€™s not that important.โ€ - John Carmack
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"Life's too short fo...

"Life's too short for softcore porn." -Traincar graffiti I saw once
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"life is as depressingly long as it is depres...

"life is as depressingly long as it is depressingly short" -some porn fanfiction I was reading but probably Nietzsche or some shit before that
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"Net neutrality is the principle that I...

"Net neutrality is the principle that Internet speeds should be limited only by the viruses you downloaded looking at porn."
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โ€œEveryone, no matter how re...

โ€œEveryone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn.โ€ โ€• Tinnean, No One Should Be Alone
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Opinions are like assholes. Everyo...

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one but keep it to yourself, unless you're training to be a porn star
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โ€œWhen I came of age in the seventies, it was still pretty cool to ...

โ€œWhen I came of age in the seventies, it was still pretty cool to be able to offer a young man the actual presence of a naked, willing young woman. Today, real naked women are just bad porn.โ€ - Naomi Wolf
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"Porn is to Sex w...

"Porn is to Sex what Wrestling is to Fighting" - C. Malyan
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