Pork Quotes

"If every pork chop were p...

"If every pork chop were perfect , we wouldn't have hotdogs" -Greg (Steven Universe)
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"So our animals can’t turn around for the 2.5 years that they are in t...

"So our animals can’t turn around for the 2.5 years that they are in the stalls producing piglets. I don’t know who asked the sow if she wanted to turn around." -Dave Warner (National Pork Producers Council Director)
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Most children abhor difference. They want to look, talk, dress, and act exactly like all of the ot...

Most children abhor difference. They want to look, talk, dress, and act exactly like all of the others. If the style of dress is an absurdity, it is pain and sorrow to a child not to wear that absurdity. If necklaces of pork chops were accepted, it would be a sad child who could not wear pork chops.
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"If there were no bad p...

"If there were no bad pork chops, we wouldn't have hot dogs." - Greg Universe
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"In converting Jews to Chr...

"In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork." -William Shakespeare
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