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"Dear Mind, please s...

"Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night,I need to sleep."
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"You can't please all of the people al...

"You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show." โ€” Mitch Hedberg
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Hi, Please Help, Iโ€™m trying find a quote that I read in the newspape...

Hi, Please Help, Iโ€™m trying find a quote that I read in the newspaper longtime ago, It goes like this โ€œI Hope life is just a sick joke because I just didnโ€™t get itโ€ I canโ€™t find the original I tried, please help!
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"Wine makes a man more pleased with h...

"Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displeas...

"That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong." โ€” William J. H. Boetcker
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โ€œWar is a symptom of manโ€™s...

โ€œWar is a symptom of manโ€™s failure as a thinking animal.โ€ ~ Unknown (Please Tell me)
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"If we have been pleased with life, we shoul...

"If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master." โ€”Michelangelo
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Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God ...

Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God deals it out second by second. Once it leaves your hands and your power to do with it as you please, it plunges into eternity, to remain forever whatever you made of it.-- Fulton J. Sheen
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I can't tell you the key to succ...

I can't tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. - Ed Sheeran
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"Oh please, I know for a fact t...

"Oh please, I know for a fact that I can't make a difference but I'm still gonna do it" - Ronyl Leo
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โ€œI became who I am because I really wanted to please my momma...

โ€œI became who I am because I really wanted to please my momma. My mom was so disappointed so much her life, and I wanted to be that joy.โ€ โ€“ Evander Holyfield (Jesus Calling podcast interview)
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You cannot live your life...

You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours ~Anne Hathaway
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Please forgive me if I don'...

Please forgive me if I don't talk much at times, it's loud enough inside my head - unkown
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"In the meantime, cling tooth and nail to the following rule: not to ...

"In the meantime, cling tooth and nail to the following rule: not to give in to adversity, not to trust prosperity, and always take full note of fortune's habit of behaving just as she pleases." --Seneca the Younger
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"If this is coffee, please bring me...

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." โ€” Abraham Lincoln
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"So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go th...

"So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall." --Roald Dahl
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says ...

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'... Anonymous
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โ€œThose who are determined to be โ€˜offendedโ€™ will discover a provoc...

โ€œThose who are determined to be โ€˜offendedโ€™ will discover a provocation somewhere. We cannot possibly adjust enough to please the fanatics, and it is degrading to make the attempt.โ€ Christopher Hitchens
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Please donโ€™t expect me to always be good and kin...

Please donโ€™t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand. โ€” Sylvia Plath
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"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT...

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." โ€” Groucho Marx
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"Please don't worry so much because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is ...

"Please don't worry so much because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting and if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky, and when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. -Robin Williams
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"You'll never please everyone. Ju...

"You'll never please everyone. Just do the right thing. That's all that matters in the end." - Peter Daou
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โ€œWhy is it that one can look at a lion or a planet or an owl or at som...

โ€œWhy is it that one can look at a lion or a planet or an owl or at someone's finger as long as one pleases, but looking into the eyes of another person is, if prolonged past a second, a perilous affair?โ€ โ€“ Walker Percy
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โ€œIf you know someone whoโ€™s depressed, please resolve never to ask them w...

โ€œIf you know someone whoโ€™s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isnโ€™t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather." - Stephen Fry [Continued Quote in Comments]
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As you get older whatโ€™s important to you changes and you have to m...

As you get older whatโ€™s important to you changes and you have to make a decision to keep living for the things that please you or the things that are good for you, most people canโ€™t get both - Lionel Messi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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"Dear Lord, one of your creatures ma...

"Dear Lord, one of your creatures may be hurt tonight. Please let it be the other creature. Amen." -Luanne Platter
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"For a list of all the ways technolo...

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." โ€” Alice Kahn
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"You wake me up early in the mornin...

"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong." โ€” Johann von Neumann
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โ€œDear future generations: Please ac...

โ€œDear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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โ€œTime is one of the greatest gifts to humankind. We often; โ€ข Heal wit...

โ€œTime is one of the greatest gifts to humankind. We often; โ€ข Heal with Time, โ€ข Forget with Time, โ€ข Adapt with Time, โ€ข Learn with Time, โ€ข And even Improve with Time. So pleaseโ€ฆ Take your Time!โ€ โ€• Izey Victoria Odiase
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โ€œPlease all,...

โ€œPlease all, and you please none.โ€ - Aesop
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โ€œIf you obey all the rules, you miss all the...

โ€œIf you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.โ€ โ€” Katharine Hepburn
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โ€œI urge you to please notice when you are happy, ...

โ€œI urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, โ€˜If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.โ€™โ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œI believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go, but it's a limit that's very seldo...

โ€œI believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go, but it's a limit that's very seldom mentioned. .. I've got a right to say and believe anything I please, but I haven't got a right to press it on anybody else. ... Nobody's got a right to be a nuisance to his neighbors.โ€ ~ H. L. Mencken
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"If love is the answer, ...

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" -- Lily Tomlin
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