Pizza Quotes

"People love vengea...

"People love vengeance even more than pizza." -- A made up person
📅︎ Jan 20
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Road work ahead? Well...

Road work ahead? Well hows pizza supposed to get a job now? ~Slimecicle
📅︎ Oct 26
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"Oh no I don't really like curry. ...

"Oh no I don't really like curry. No, I like English food, you get me? like Pizza or Chinese" - Taaj Man Zua
📅︎ Sep 22
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of manki...

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ― Dave Barry
📅︎ Aug 22
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“Believe in yourself. If cauliflower ...

“Believe in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything!” - Jeff from K-LOVE Jeff & Randi, 2019
📅︎ Aug 04
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." — Jeff Marder
📅︎ Apr 18
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"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter...

"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you’d see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie" Neil deGrasse Tyson
📅︎ May 09
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You can’t make ev...

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. (Twitter)
📅︎ Apr 08
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Why do the...

Why do they put pizza in a square box?
📅︎ Feb 24
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." — Jeff Marder
📅︎ Nov 24
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“Every once in a while you're gonna get a shi...

“Every once in a while you're gonna get a shitty slice of pizza and there’s nothing you can do about it” - Two old women on the street today.
📅︎ Aug 02
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You better cut the pizza in ...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
📅︎ Jun 20
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"Sex is like pizza...when it'...

"Sex is like pizza...when it's good, it's REALLY good...when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
📅︎ Jun 13
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Start every day l...

Start every day like there’s pizza waiting in the fridge.
📅︎ Oct 16
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Take life li...

Take life like pizza, one slice at a time.
📅︎ Feb 02
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"Sex is kinda like pizza....

"Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good." -Threesome (1994)
📅︎ Oct 23
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"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even...

"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good and you want more." -My Dad
📅︎ Mar 31
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"Social Media is a way t...

"Social Media is a way to do PR, while you are eating a pizza" - Manuel Feldmann
📅︎ Nov 03
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“When someone starts a sentence with ‘what deliv...

“When someone starts a sentence with ‘what delivering pizzas has taught me,’ that’s pretty much your cue to tune out.” - Roger the Alien, American Dad
📅︎ Oct 16
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"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, ...

"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America." - Barrett Garese
📅︎ Nov 19
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