Pizza Quotes

"People love vengea...

"People love vengeance even more than pizza." -- A made up person
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Road work ahead? Well...

Road work ahead? Well hows pizza supposed to get a job now? ~Slimecicle
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"Oh no I don't really like curry. ...

"Oh no I don't really like curry. No, I like English food, you get me? like Pizza or Chinese" - Taaj Man Zua
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โ€œWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of manki...

โ€œWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.โ€ โ€• Dave Barry
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โ€œBelieve in yourself. If cauliflower ...

โ€œBelieve in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything!โ€ - Jeff from K-LOVE Jeff & Randi, 2019
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." โ€” Jeff Marder
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"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter...

"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, youโ€™d see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie" Neil deGrasse Tyson
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You canโ€™t make ev...

You canโ€™t make everyone happy. Youโ€™re not pizza. (Twitter)
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Why do the...

Why do they put pizza in a square box?
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." โ€” Jeff Marder
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โ€œEvery once in a while you're gonna get a shi...

โ€œEvery once in a while you're gonna get a shitty slice of pizza and thereโ€™s nothing you can do about itโ€ - Two old women on the street today.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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You better cut the pizza in ...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
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"Sex is like pizza...when it'...

"Sex is like pizza...when it's good, it's REALLY good...when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
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Start every day l...

Start every day like thereโ€™s pizza waiting in the fridge.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Take life li...

Take life like pizza, one slice at a time.
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"Sex is kinda like pizza....

"Sex is kinda like pizza. When itโ€™s bad, itโ€™s still pretty good." -Threesome (1994)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even...

"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good and you want more." -My Dad
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"Social Media is a way t...

"Social Media is a way to do PR, while you are eating a pizza" - Manuel Feldmann
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โ€œWhen someone starts a sentence with โ€˜what deliv...

โ€œWhen someone starts a sentence with โ€˜what delivering pizzas has taught me,โ€™ thatโ€™s pretty much your cue to tune out.โ€ - Roger the Alien, American Dad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, ...

"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America." - Barrett Garese
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