Piss Quotes

"The truth will set you free...

"The truth will set you free, but first it might piss you off" - L.Aron Nelson (AKA Aron Ra)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"Good lawyers have littl...

"Good lawyers have little to no soul left" -- A pissed off me spouting hyperbole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all b...

We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off. β€” Tyler Durden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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β€œThe truth will set yo...

β€œThe truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ― Joe Klaas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad wh...

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. Alan Ball, American Beauty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"we all hate it sometimes when our friends or family try t...

"we all hate it sometimes when our friends or family try to make us feel better about something. Actually, we just want to feel sad or pissed off for a moment." -- Jessica Wildfire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of b...

"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, piss, brush teeth, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be...

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." - Danny Vinyard, American History X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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"If you've got one foot in tomor...

"If you've got one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you'll piss on today." - Debbie Novotny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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"The truth will set yo...

"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off" - Joe Klaas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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"I like the dog. If he can't eat ...

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.” β€” George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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"The most ferocious fighting ma...

"The most ferocious fighting machine in the world is a pissed-off 19-year-old Marine." -John Ligato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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β€œA strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to ...

β€œA strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along and tries to piss on it. But if you fall asleep and neglect it...You'll wake up with ashes.” - 12th President Zachary Taylor
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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'… Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I'll piss on 'em that's what th...

'… Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I'll piss on 'em that's what the Statue of Bigotry says Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death and get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard…' Lou Reed, Dirty Boulevard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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It's far better to die i...

It's far better to die in a puddle of blood than a puddle of piss. -Hyrum Fisher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Couldn't pour piss out of a bo...

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. - Lyndon B Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems s...

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a parade every time I take a piss." – Sam Halpern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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"Hate is baggage. Life's too...

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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β€œI’m pissed off for greatness because if...

β€œI’m pissed off for greatness because if you ain’t pissed off for greatness that means you’re OK with being mediocre” -Ray Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Piss, shit, fuck, cunt...

Piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. -George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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"Don't piss on my l...

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." -- Judge Judy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"What can I tell you? D...

"What can I tell you? Don't piss off a motivated stripper" - Michael Clayton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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'I don't give a fuck about peopl...

'I don't give a fuck about people in love. They don't piss me off, they just make me give up.' - Drenge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"You are beyond mad," said Locke after several moments of silent, furious thought. "Full-on ...

"You are beyond mad," said Locke after several moments of silent, furious thought. "Full-on barking madness is a state of rational bliss to which you may not aspire. Men living in gutters and drinking their own piss would shun your company. You are a prancing lunatic." β€”Scott Lynch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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The easiest way to stop a rebellion is compro...

The easiest way to stop a rebellion is compromise with most of the fighting-mad people enough to reduce them to just pissed-off --Ben Rayfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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"I am not gay, although I...

"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes." ~ Kurt Cobain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'- Stephen King
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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"The truth will set you ...

"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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β€œThe truth will set you ...

β€œThe truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ― Gloria Steinem,
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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β€œThe truth will set you ...

β€œThe truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ― Gloria Steinem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"The truth will set you ...

"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." -Gloria Steinem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the ti...

"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." -Danny Vinyard(Edward Furlong) from the movie "American History X", screenplay written by David McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusio...

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." Spoken by Danny Vinyard(Edward Furlong) in "American History X". Screenplay written by David McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"Not that I'm a complete whore, understand. There are movies I won't do for any amount. I ...

"Not that I'm a complete whore, understand. There are movies I won't do for any amount. I turned down Patton and I turned down Dirty Harry. Movies that piss on the world. If I've got five bucks in my pocket, I don't need to make money that fucking way, daddy." -Robert Mitchum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"Shit piss cock cun...

"Shit piss cock cunt ass mother fucker and tits" - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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I don't give a f--k....

I don't give a f--k. God sent me to piss the wold off. - Slim Shady
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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"We're all just kidney stones on th...

"We're all just kidney stones on the urinary tract of life, whether or not it pisses you off." - Elliott Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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"Give me your hungry, your tired...

"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor and i'll piss on 'em, your statue of bigotry says" Lou Reed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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