Pipe Quotes

He was a Frenchman, a melancholy-looking man. His ...

He was a Frenchman, a melancholy-looking man. His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a gas pipe with a lighted candle. P.G. Wodehouse
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C.S. Lewis: "I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or knee...

C.S. Lewis: "I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a tough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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โ€œPressure can bust pip...

โ€œPressure can bust pipes, but it also can make diamonds.โ€ - Robert Horry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 29
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"Future generations will look back on ...

"Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad." Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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โ€œWhen the flatterer...

โ€œWhen the flatterer pipes, then the devil dances.โ€ โ€•Thomas Fuller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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"Always wipe, Mark. Discharge your ...

"Always wipe, Mark. Discharge your pipe, then have a wipe - that's the rhyme." - Jeremy (Jez) Usborne, Peep Show
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates sh...

"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water" - John W Gardner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart w...

Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart wants lifting, think of pleasant things... Bilbo: Eggs and bacon. A good, full pipe. My garden at twilight.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 28
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"Every time we are confronted with a...

"Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda." - I.F. Stone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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โ€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anyt...

โ€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the lawyers say. The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.โ€ โ€• Eugene O'Neill, The Iceman Cometh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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