Pie Quotes

A slice of pie with...

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter...

"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you’d see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie" Neil deGrasse Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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"If you want to make an apple ...

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." β€” Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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β€œIf you want to make an apple pie fro...

β€œIf you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” -Carl Sagan, American Astronomer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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β€œPromises are like p...

β€œPromises are like pie crusts, made to be broken.” -- Vladimir Lenin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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"He with his fingers in too many pie...

"He with his fingers in too many pies, surely eats too much and dies" - My friend in a moment of spontaneous genius.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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β€œThe nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron i...

β€œThe nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff.” β€” Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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β€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency t...

β€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.” - Milton Friedman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than wha...

"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie." β€” Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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β€œIt doesn’t matter what people c...

β€œIt doesn’t matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.” - Evelyn Waugh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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"If you want to make an apple...

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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"If you wish to make an apple ...

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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"If you wish to make an apple ...

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." --Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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"A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a he...

"A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around." -E. W. Howe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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It's like the old pie-in-the-face ro...

It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.” Stephen King, The Stand
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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"When a waiter asks if he can get me anythin...

"When a waiter asks if he can get me anything else I ask him for "my dignity" and also cry a little. Sometimes I get pie." - Caprice Crane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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"Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make...

"Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!" (Bobby Singer)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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If you want to make an apple ...

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"A mother is a person who seeing there are...

"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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We all just bitches trying to ...

We all just bitches trying to get a piece of the pie, some bitches just fatter than others~Lil B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"A girl came up to me in a bar and said she...

"A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned." - Jason Biggs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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β€œIf you wish to make an apple ...

β€œIf you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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"Sometimes I feel so sick at the ...

"Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world, that I can’t even finish my second apple pie." -Banksy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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If you want to make an a...

If you want to make an apple pie you must first create the universe - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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