Picture Quotes

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œA man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture e...

โ€œA man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.โ€ - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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I threw his framed picture off...

I threw his framed picture off my balcony just to hear my heart break. - Kimberly Novosel , Loved
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โ€œBefore you're well known, you think, 'Oh, if you're famous, you're loved and adored.' T...

โ€œBefore you're well known, you think, 'Oh, if you're famous, you're loved and adored.' Then, when you really experience that attention and everyone cares what you're doing and wants pictures of you, it doesn't feel like a warm hug. It feels like an assault.โ€ โ€” Lisa Kudrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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Whatโ€™s screws us up the most ...

Whatโ€™s screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of how itโ€™s supposed to be...
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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โ€œShe can paint a pretty picture but this...

โ€œShe can paint a pretty picture but this story has a twist. The paintbrush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist." - Amy Efraw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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If you don't like seeing pictures of violence...

If you don't like seeing pictures of violence towards animals being posted, you need to help stop the violence, not the pictures." -Johnny Depp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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"Blessed be he who has found his solitude, not the solitude pictured in painting or poetry, but h...

"Blessed be he who has found his solitude, not the solitude pictured in painting or poetry, but his own, unique, predestined solitude. Blessed be he who knows how to suffer! Blessed be he who bears the magic stone in his heart. To him comes destiny, from him comes authentic action." --Hermann Hesse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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โ€œThere are only two reasons to post a picture. One, you have arrogance w...

โ€œThere are only two reasons to post a picture. One, you have arrogance within your looks and want to feel proud and show off. Two, you are happy at that moment and want to share the happiness. It is usually the first.โ€ Cr.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a w...

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." โ€” Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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โ€œThe secret of achievement is to...

โ€œThe secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in mind.โ€ โ€” Henry David Thoreau
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"I am big. It's the pictur...

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small". Gloria Swanson, in "Sunset Boulevard".
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โ€œNowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, a...

โ€œNowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.โ€ โ€•Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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"It's easier to change your profile...

"It's easier to change your profile picture, your house, your furniture or even your car than changing yourself"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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If a picture is worth a ...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, than a word can cause a thousand actions
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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" When you under...

" When you understand the Full-picture you get Ideas".
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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"Every day we should hear at least one little song, read...

"Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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" We clutch that picture to our hearts because we expect each other to alway...

" We clutch that picture to our hearts because we expect each other to always be the people in that picture. But people change . People aren't pictures. And you can either take a new picture or throw the old one away. " -Iain S. Thomas
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"I try to picture a better life, it i...

"I try to picture a better life, it is hard to do since I have known this one for so long." - Yellow Star, Jennifer Roy
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a w...

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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"If you want a picture of the future, imagi...

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human faceโ€”for everโ€ฆ And remember that it is for ever." โ€“George Orwell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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โ€œOne ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem...

โ€œOne ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.โ€ - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, from Wilhelm Meisterโ€™s Apprenticeship.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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โ€œOne ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good po...

โ€œOne ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.โ€ โ€• Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Wilhelm Meister's Apprenticeship
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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People who wan...

People who want change don't draw pretty pictures.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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People are like picture frames if you ...

People are like picture frames if you break them you can repair them, but you'll always have to look at what you shattered
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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โ€œIn order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will ne...

โ€œIn order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.โ€ โ€• Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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โ€œAll art is quite useless.โ€...

โ€œAll art is quite useless.โ€ โ€”Oscar Wilde (in the preface of "The Picture of Dorian Gray")
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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โ€œWhen one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's s...

โ€œWhen one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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Never forget what it is like to see the world as a c...

Never forget what it is like to see the world as a child : where every autumn leaf is a work of art; every rolling cloud, a moving picture; every day a new story.
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โ€œCreate a posse of dead people. Create an e...

โ€œCreate a posse of dead people. Create an entourage of heroes. Put their pictures on your wall, and keep them in your mind.โ€ David Brooks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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To break the ice I send pictures of pe...

To break the ice I send pictures of pens, theyโ€™re unsolicited Bic pics. Part joke, part commentary. -u/Kapitalist_Pigdog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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โ€œThe only way to get rid of tem...

โ€œThe only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Please don't use that picture. I was being ...

Please don't use that picture. I was being wordlessly sarcastic. Marcel Marceau would have been proud of meโ€ฆ. โ€”Gareth Blackstock, Chef!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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"My imagination can picture no...

"My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than to continue living for art." โ€” Clara Schumann
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whis...

Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. -S. Silverstein
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โ€œAbsence is a house so vast that inside you w...

โ€œAbsence is a house so vast that inside you will pass through its walls and hang pictures on the air.โ€ - Pablo Neruda, One Hundred Love Sonnets
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You can't take a picture ...

You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone. โ€”Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under
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"Words are but p...

"Words are but pictures of our thoughts." - John Dryden
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โ€œLive! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing...

โ€œLive! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.โ€ - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
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โ€œChildren begin by loving their parents; as the...

โ€œChildren begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
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โ€œLet me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than an...

โ€œLet me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel, the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood.โ€ โ€” Susan B. Anthony
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โ€œI don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions...

โ€œI don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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"Every artist dips his brush in his...

"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." - Henry Ward Beecher
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"Picture in your mind the able, earnest, useful person you de...

"Picture in your mind the able, earnest, useful person you desire to be, and the thought you hold is hourly transforming you into that particular individual you so admire." - Elbert Hubbard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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"nowadays people know the price of everyth...

"nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." -Lord Henry in 'The Picture Of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde.
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Civilization has a natural resistance agains...

Civilization has a natural resistance against improving itself. - Motion picture - American in Paris Gene Kelly's character Jerry Mulligan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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Strive to be better than being the best. When we say โ€œI want to be the bestโ€, our mind automat...

Strive to be better than being the best. When we say โ€œI want to be the bestโ€, our mind automatically pictures us getting ahead of everyone else. Work towards being โ€˜betterโ€™, because when we say โ€ I want to be betterโ€™, our mind pictures no one but just us getting ahead of ourselves GoFameUs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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โ€œThe saddest part is looking at her picture, knowing her name and all the ...

โ€œThe saddest part is looking at her picture, knowing her name and all the physical aspect you see and remembered. But then again you realised that sheโ€™s a stranger now. And youโ€™re just a cast of a shadow that was once beside her.โ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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"What screws us up most in life...

"What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to to be." - Unknown
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"Maybe everyone is born with all the puzzle pieces on how to...

"Maybe everyone is born with all the puzzle pieces on how to live the best life, but we're so desperate for a completed picture that we put the pieces where they don't belong." - Unknown
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โ€œSharing pictures of yourself in front of houses you donโ€™t own, standing by cars yo...

โ€œSharing pictures of yourself in front of houses you donโ€™t own, standing by cars you donโ€™t drive, and holding money that isnโ€™t yours as you lie that it is, only sets you up for questions you canโ€™t answer and a completely false foundation.โ€ - Loren Weisman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Maybe freedom really is nothing left to lose. You had it once in childhood, when it w...

Maybe freedom really is nothing left to lose. You had it once in childhood, when it was okay to climb a tree, to paint a crazy picture and wipe out on your bike, to get hurt. The spirit of risk gradually takes its leave. It follows the wild cries... โ€”Peter Heller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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A pictures speaks a thousand words, ma...

A pictures speaks a thousand words, many of them lies- roger Goodall. In response to the pictures of Trump and the pope.
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"The best thing about a picture ...

"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do." โ€“ Andy Warhol
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"There are pictures i...

"There are pictures in poems, and poems in pictures." -Chinese Proverb
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[Request] Looking for a "quote" mocking inspi...

[Request] Looking for a "quote" mocking inspirational quotes, saw it pass this week, there was a black guy doing a funny face on the picture.
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"Every day we should hear at least one little song, read...

"Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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"A little piece of paper with a picture drawn floats. On down the stre...

"A little piece of paper with a picture drawn floats. On down the street till the wind is gone. The memory now is like the picture was then. When the paperโ€™s crumpled up it canโ€™t be perfect again." Chester Bennington.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Smooth seas do...

Smooth seas don't make good sailors - sone picture
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