Phyllis diller Quotes

Never go to bed m...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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"Marry a man your own age; ...

"Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." β€” Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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β€œNever go to bed ...

β€œNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ― Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcend...

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best. ...Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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"Never go to bed ...

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -- Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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"If it weren't for baseball, man...

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." β€” Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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β€œNever go to bed ...

β€œNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ― Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"Never go to bed ...

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." β€” Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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"Housework can't kil...

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance" - Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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"I never made β€˜Who’s Who...

"I never made β€˜Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in β€˜What’s That?" -- Phyllis Diller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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