Philadelphia Quotes

"Philadelphia i...

"Philadelphia is closed on weekends" -George Carlin
📅︎ Mar 01
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"Last week, I went to...

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." — W. C. Fields
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"Bad things do happen, but w...

"Bad things do happen, but what about sunsets" - Country Mac, Always sunny in Philadelphia
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Drawing a confession out of someone is like doin...

Drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance, a beautiful dance with a chainsaw --Frank, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia S3E10
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