Pet Quotes

"The free mind should never linger on a tho...

"The free mind should never linger on a thought liked a leached pet, but have non stop thoughts like an unleashed one." - Yagyu Munenori
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"Don't sweat the petty ...

"Don't sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things" -George Carlin
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"It is a good morning exercise for a research s...

"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young." β€” Konrad Lorenz
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"Pets are better than human beings because the...

"Pets are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. They will understand your pain better than human beings" ~ Emily Dickinson
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"Don't sweat the petty t...

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
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"It is a good morning exercise for a research s...

"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young." β€” Konrad Lorenz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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See this is the problem with hipsters,its like...

See this is the problem with hipsters,its like buying an exotic pet from a pet store, who knows what they are gonna eat... -Kevin from Shameless-
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β€œI loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and ...

β€œI loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.” - Nikola Tesla about his pet pigeon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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"Don't sweat the petty t...

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." β€”George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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β€œI don't have pet peeves ...

β€œI don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.” ― George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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"Owning pets is like hav...

"Owning pets is like having sex slaves you don't want to fuck." ~ Norm Mcdonalds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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"Don't sweat the petty t...

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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"Never pet a...

"Never pet a burning dog" - Jerome Gonshor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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