Penn jillette Quotes

"I can't watch American Idol because all I can think about is how poorly ...

"I can't watch American Idol because all I can think about is how poorly Bob Dylan, Tiny Tim, and Sun Ra would do on the show, while mediocre dipshits spewing nonsense about art are successful. Fuck them all." - Penn Jillette
📅︎ Oct 24
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"Channeling is just bad ventriloquis...

"Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving." — Penn Jillette
📅︎ Sep 29
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"My favorite thing about the Internet is that ...

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." — Penn Jillette
📅︎ Apr 01
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"How much do you have to hate somebody ...

"How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?" - Penn Jillette
📅︎ Jun 16
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"My favorite thing about the Internet is that ...

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." — Penn Jillette
📅︎ Oct 27
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"Luck is statis...

"Luck is statistics taken personally" - Penn Jillette
📅︎ Mar 03
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"Find someone that finds you kind of attr...

"Find someone that finds you kind of attractive and have sex with them, that's what life is all about" - Penn Jillette (Bullsh!t)
📅︎ Sep 03
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"The death throes of religion give u...

"The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows" - Penn Jillette
📅︎ Nov 20
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"If you're willing to use dead...

"If you're willing to use deadly force on another human being - use a fucking gun." -Penn Jillette
📅︎ Aug 11
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