Penis Quotes

God gave man a brain and a pen...

God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to supply one at a time. -Robin Williams.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"My penis isnt...

"My penis isnticivley retracted." -My best friend
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β€œGod gave man a penis and a b...

β€œGod gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time.” -Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Ayyy yooo its ...

Ayyy yooo its ya boi er skinny penis -Noel Miller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"You can surgically mold your penis into ...

"You can surgically mold your penis into the Eiffel Tower if you want. You're not going to become France" - Twitter user nikoteenie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"If a girl in hentai has a peni...

"If a girl in hentai has a penis it isn't arousing and becomes more entertaining"-me in first period
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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I can count how many times I've used a cond...

I can count how many times I've used a condom on one hand. The answer is "zero." You put them on your penis, not your hand. - Ron Jeremy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneec...

"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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β€œSee, the problem is that God gives me...

β€œSee, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” - Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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"God gave men both a penis and a brain, ...

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time" - Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never be...

She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. Its like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. --Jerry Seinfeld
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"See, the problem is that God gives m...

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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"If knowledge is power... and my penis has a ...

"If knowledge is power... and my penis has a lot of power... does he also have a lot knowledge?" - me, 2002, from an old school notepaper ...
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"The penis is the brain of th...

"The penis is the brain of the weak, and the brain is the penis of the strong." - @UncleWhisper
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"[The penis is] a small person... an al...

"[The penis is] a small person... an alter ego usually more sly... and more clever than the individual." -Simone de Beauvoir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"God gave man a penis and a b...

"God gave man a penis and a brain. And only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
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"I Have followed my penis ...

"I Have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story" - Christopher Moore
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"God gave men both a penis and a brain, ...

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time" -Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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When a guy revs his engine, that's ...

When a guy revs his engine, that's code for: "This is what a small penis sounds like." - Caprice Crane (Twitter)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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"physics isn't like history where you have to rem...

"physics isn't like history where you have to remember a lot of useless facts such as Filip VI had a 20 cm (7,8 inches) long penis" - my physics professor
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hang on a second, are you actually inte...

Hang on a second, are you actually interested in me the person, or me the penis? Or me the penis being inside you the person?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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