Peeing Quotes

“Isn’t making a smoking section in ...

“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?” ― George Carlin
📅︎ Sep 21
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"How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the ...

"How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread!" – Anatole France
📅︎ Nov 25
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“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next t...

“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said ‘looks like we’re a couple of peeing Toms.’ His angry silence is something I’ll never forget.”- Tom Hanks
📅︎ Aug 26
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"We need something for guys to...

"We need something for guys to pretend to aim at while they're peeing." - Inventor of the urinal
📅︎ Aug 14
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"Kissing is like peeing you...

"Kissing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"
📅︎ Dec 11
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