Pee Quotes

"There are two types of people: ...

"There are two types of people: those that say they pee in the pool, and liars" - some youtube comment
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โ€œFriends are like snowflakes....

โ€œFriends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappearโ€ - someone with a vary high IQ
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โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by rea...

โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.โ€ โ€• Will Rogers
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โ€œIsnโ€™t making a smoking section in ...

โ€œIsnโ€™t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?โ€ โ€• George Carlin
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"Friends are like snowflakes, when...

"Friends are like snowflakes, when you pee on them, they disappear." - The greatest philosopher of all time.
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"Friends are like snow...

"Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them" -Unknown
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Friends are like snow...

Friends are like snowflakes, when you pee on a snowflake it disappears
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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers
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โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.โ€ โ€” Will Rogers
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"How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the ...

"How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread!" โ€“ Anatole France
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"Sometimes you jus...

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" Charles Bukowski
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โ€œIn the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next t...

โ€œIn the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said โ€˜looks like weโ€™re a couple of peeing Toms.โ€™ His angry silence is something Iโ€™ll never forget.โ€- Tom Hanks
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Handle every stressful situation li...

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -Will Rogers
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"It turns out that all mammal...

"It turns out that all mammals, regardless of their size, pee in about 21 seconds."โ€”USA Today
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โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by rea...

โ€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readinโ€™. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.โ€ โ€• Will Rogers
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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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"We need something for guys to...

"We need something for guys to pretend to aim at while they're peeing." - Inventor of the urinal
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"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by re...

"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers
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"I'm not really attracted to h...

"I'm not really attracted to her, but I like it when she touches my pee pee" -A Man Going Places
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"Kissing is like peeing you...

"Kissing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"
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"then she will feel like she has to pee and she has...

"then she will feel like she has to pee and she has to let go, but most girls wont thnking they have to pee and itll go away and she wont squirt at all"- Naviel
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