Patton oswalt Quotes

"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the ...

"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the glitter and you shake it all up and it came out lookin' all glam rock-y like it fell out of David Bowie's ass." - Patton Oswalt
📅︎ Mar 27
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"My favorite thing about Elvis' "Jai...

"My favorite thing about Elvis' "Jailhouse Rock" is how it makes prison sex seem downright courtly." - Patton Oswalt
📅︎ Jan 02
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