Party Quotes

'The party told you to reject the evidence...

'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.' - George Orwell, 1984
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A real cop fights real crime...

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. ...Doug Stanhope
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"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebri...

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." โ€” Moby
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce s...

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. ...Lauren Bacall
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Republicans are the party that says โ€œG...

Republicans are the party that says โ€œGovernment doesnโ€™t work!โ€ ...And then they get elected and prove it. - P. J. Oโ€™Rourke
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โ€œAs we storm these beaches us men think about what the celebration partyโ€™s will...

โ€œAs we storm these beaches us men think about what the celebration partyโ€™s will be like, And as we are gunned down right before the gunfire ends we think back on our lives and remember weโ€™re fighting for a richer persons insecurities.โ€ ~Unknown
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One idiot is one idiot. Two idiot...

One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party - Franz Kafka
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Like most Americans, I feel disgusted when we see pe...

Like most Americans, I feel disgusted when we see people make decisions based on party politics rather than a solution that is best for the country. ...Paul Sadler
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"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic tha...

"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic that the fear of one little word could have such an effect on two grown boys. Would you like to get together this weekend? No. A big little word." - Christopher Pike, "Final Friends Book 1: The Party"
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"In most pursuits, one's self is one of the biggest hurdle...

"In most pursuits, one's self is one of the biggest hurdles to get over. You can't pursue something and be committed to it if you're apologizing for it at every party." โ€” Lisa Kudrow
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"Telling an introvert to go ...

"Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell." - Criss Jami
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"The two symbols of the Republican Party...

"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change." โ€” Seth MacFarlane
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"That is why no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can erad...

"That is why no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party that inflicted those bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin" - Nye Bevan, founder of the NHS
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"Is it just me, or does it seem that...

"Is it just me, or does it seem that we're a wee bit late to the party? I didn't sign up for this shite." -Drostan
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We are witnessing a pivotal malice to our f...

We are witnessing a pivotal malice to our forefathers intentions - the most gross overreach of any party in history - Constitutionalists
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โ€œI finally learned how...

โ€œI finally learned how to dance but the party was overโ€ - Christopher Ryan
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โ€œThe value of life cannot be estimated. Not by the living, for t...

โ€œThe value of life cannot be estimated. Not by the living, for they are an interested party, even a bone of contention, and not impartial judges; not by the dead, for a different reason.โ€ - Nietzsche
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It has always been the fate of republics hitherto to be destroyed by faction. Part...

It has always been the fate of republics hitherto to be destroyed by faction. Party-spirit has overpowered patriotism. It has been, therefore, feared by many of the best and wisest men that we should encounter the same peril and succumb to the same fate.
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"I belong to no org...

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." โ€” Will Rogers
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โ€œThe Democratic Party believes that people are basically good, but need govern...

โ€œThe Democratic Party believes that people are basically good, but need government to monitor every aspect of their lives. The Republican Party believes people are basically bad, but will be OK if left to their own devices.โ€ โ€”P. J. Oโ€™Rourke
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The U.S. Government has fallen to such l...

The U.S. Government has fallen to such low standards that all they try to do is stop the opposite party from doing anything - Me
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The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or ...

The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect, a party or a class-it is the cause of human kind, the very birthright of humanity. - Anna Julia Cooper
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To be unconditionally loyal to one p...

To be unconditionally loyal to one political party, you must first misunderstand what democracy is. - Neil T Stacey
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"You pompously call yourselves Republicans and Democrats. There is no Republican Party. Th...

"You pompously call yourselves Republicans and Democrats. There is no Republican Party. There is no Democratic Party. There are no Republicans nor Democrats in this House. You are lick-spittlers and panderers, the creatures of the Plutocracy.โ€ ~ Jack London, The Iron Heel 1908
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A party without ...

A party without cake is just a meeting. -- Julia Child
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"This beer is good. This beer is cold. This beer is good and cold. How muc...

"This beer is good. This beer is cold. This beer is good and cold. How much beer is left? I hope we dont run out of beer.I'm gonna go get more beer, just in case. Hey everybody, Beer Run!!" ~Everyone at drunken party, circa 1995
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Itโ€™s not a party if you ...

Itโ€™s not a party if you donโ€™t do something that scares you. -Robert California
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"I am not a member of any ...

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
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โ€œIn the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you w...

โ€œIn the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.โ€ โ€”George Orwell, 1984
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you shou...

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
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"Tamagotchi has been died for years it was al...

"Tamagotchi has been died for years it was allmost died when i was 6 and right now i am 10" - Some random kid from a Tamagotchi Party On review
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"Never give a party if you ...

"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." โ€” Mickey Friedman
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โ€œA stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does...

โ€œA stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.โ€ -Gilbert K. Chesterton
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"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are w...

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
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"The trouble with the Republican Party is that it has not had a new idea for thir...

"The trouble with the Republican Party is that it has not had a new idea for thirty yearsโ€ฆ the Republican Party is still a covert and a refuge for those who are afraid, for those who want to consult their grandfathers about everything."-Woodrow Wilson
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"I dream of a world where gay married couples can pr...

"I dream of a world where gay married couples can protect their marijuana plants with automatic weapons" - Libertarian Party Presidential candidate Austin Petersen
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โ€œIf you concentrate always on the present, youโ€™ll be a happy man. Youโ€™ll see thereโ€™s li...

โ€œIf you concentrate always on the present, youโ€™ll be a happy man. Youโ€™ll see thereโ€™s life in the desert. That thereโ€™s stars in the heavens. Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment weโ€™re living right now.โ€œ ~ Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
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โ€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency t...

โ€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.โ€ - Milton Friedman
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"In most pursuits, one's self is one of the biggest hurdle...

"In most pursuits, one's self is one of the biggest hurdles to get over. You can't pursue something and be committed to it if you're apologizing for it at every party." โ€” Lisa Kudrow
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"Life may not be the party w...

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance." โ€”Anonymous
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"If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say o...

"If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say of this or that event, it never happenedโ€”that, surely, was more terrifying than mere torture and death." - George Orwell, 1984
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"If you want to find out who your friends are you can do ...

"If you want to find out who your friends are you can do two things: invite them to a party or go to jail. You will soon find that you don't have any friends." -Charles Bukowski
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โ€œWe become slaves the moment we hand the keys to the definition of ...

โ€œWe become slaves the moment we hand the keys to the definition of reality entirely over to someone else, whether it is a business, an economic theory, a political party, the White House or CNN.โ€ โ€“ B.W. Powe
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"A party without...

"A party without cake is just a meeting." - Julia Child
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"When you separate yourself by belief, by nationality, by tradition, it breeds violence. So ...

"When you separate yourself by belief, by nationality, by tradition, it breeds violence. So a man who is seeking to understand violence does not belong to any country, to any religion, to any political party or partial system; he is concerned with the total understanding of mankind."
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The more you observe politics, the ...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. -Will Rogers
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