Park Quotes

"The 80-20 principal. You only need to pronoun...

"The 80-20 principal. You only need to pronounce 20% of the letters in "queue" and 80% of your time in theme parks is waiting in queues." Unknown.
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"She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art...

"She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something." ― Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park
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"The only way for prejudiced people to change is for them t...

"The only way for prejudiced people to change is for them to decide for themselves that all human beings should be treated fairly. We can't force them to think that way." - Rosa Parks
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Common Sense is so Uncommon,...

Common Sense is so Uncommon, especially when parking your vehicle in India ~Infinite Radius
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." β€” George Carlin
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β€œThe road to success is d...

β€œThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." ... Will Rogers
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." β€” George Carlin
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"I have learned over the years ...

"I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear." ~ Rosa Parks
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"Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers....

"Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way." ~Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park
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"Life is short. That's why you ...

"Life is short. That's why you have to do whatever you want all the time." β€”Eric Cartman (South Park)
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β€œThe road to success is ...

β€œThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” β€” Will Rogers
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -George Carlin
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"It amazed me how quickly ...

"It amazed me how quickly a lie loses its power in the face of truth.” ― Yeonmi Park
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"Are You Trying To Give Me A Nickname ?". "No ...

"Are You Trying To Give Me A Nickname ?". "No , I Love Your Name . I Don't Want To Cheat Myself Out Of Every Single Syllable." Eleanor & Park
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β€œDon’t trust big banks or small bank...

β€œDon’t trust big banks or small banks. Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons.” - Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
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β€œLiving systems are never in equilibrium. They are inherently unstable. Th...

β€œLiving systems are never in equilibrium. They are inherently unstable. They may seem stable, but they’re not. Everything is moving and changing. In a sense, everything is on the edge of collapse.” Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park
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Each person must liv...

Each person must live their life as a model for others. Rosa Parks
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"I like to play chess with old ...

"I like to play chess with old men in the park. But it's so hard to find 32 of them." β€” Emo Phillips
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β€œI inhaled books like other people breathe oxygen. I didn't ...

β€œI inhaled books like other people breathe oxygen. I didn't just read for knowledge or pleasure, I read to live.” ― Yeonmi Park, In Order to Live: A North Korean Girl's Journey to Freedom
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Each person must liv...

Each person must live their life as a model for others. Rosa Parks
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Blueprints for the fut...

Blueprints for the future are a fool's errand ~Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)
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"I used to work in a fire hydran...

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." β€” Steven Wright
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People can hide behind a fake nam...

People can hide behind a fake name, but the way they use emojis gives them away. β€”Heidi Turner, South Park
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"Real love doesn't meet y...

"Real love doesn't meet you at your best. It meets you in your mess." – J.S. Park
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"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Wher...

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back" Chester Bennington *Linkin Park*
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"Waiting for the end to come, wishing I had stren...

"Waiting for the end to come, wishing I had strength to stand. This is not what I had planned. It's out of my control." - Chester Bennington (Linkin Park)
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"Your body is not a temple,...

"Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." β€” Anthony Bourdain
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β€œYou can go out for lunch, relax at hom...

β€œYou can go out for lunch, relax at home, sit in the park, or anything that will make your wife feel special” - Zaffar Khan
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"You see, they say that people shrivel up becaus...

"You see, they say that people shrivel up because they have an imagination. So, don't imagine anything, you'll become brave as hell." -Mr.Park (Oldboy)
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β€œYou can go out for lunch, relax at hom...

β€œYou can go out for lunch, relax at home, sit in the park, or anything that will make your wife feel special” - Zaffar Khan
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Enthusiasm is the electricity of life...

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit - Gordon Parks
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"Each person must liv...

"Each person must live their life as a model for others" - Rosa Parks
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My friend: "Jurassic Park will forever be my favorite mo...

My friend: "Jurassic Park will forever be my favorite movie because it illustrates perfectly how, when you try to control everything, you will get eaten by a fucking dinosaur."
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We’re trying to remind ourselves that the demons who took you away from us ...

We’re trying to remind ourselves that the demons who took you away from us were always part of the deal. After all, it was the way you sang about those demons that made everyone fall in love with you in the first place. - Linkin Park
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"I hate movies like Jurassic Park, where jus...

"I hate movies like Jurassic Park, where just the bad people die, because I don’t believe in a just and all-knowing dinosaur." - Joss Whedon
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"I only have one piece of advice for you: when the time ...

"I only have one piece of advice for you: when the time comes, step up to the plate, smack that ball out of the park, look 'em in the eye, and don't say shit." - my grandfather
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"Suitability test, Ricky." - Jim Lahey "I...

"Suitability test, Ricky." - Jim Lahey "I'll wear a suit if I have to, I don't care - I'll be here." - Ricky, *Trailer Park Boys*
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β€œThe road to success is d...

β€œThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.” – Author Unknown
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"No one single answer is ever the...

"No one single answer is ever the answer" - a member of South Park's United Atheist League turned religious
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In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie...

In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie. Something along the lines of 'you expect a lot of the people around you' Looking for the full quote or what episode this happens!
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"Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If...

"Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical" -South Park
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Don't question what you're d...

Don't question what you're doing when you know that what you're doing is right- Rosa Parks
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"I have learned over the years that wh...

"I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear." Rosa Parks, civil rights activist
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"One man's garbage is an...

"One man's garbage is another man's ungarbage." - Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
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"Who's to say what works. You know? You find ...

"Who's to say what works. You know? You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. It's all anybody can do." - Ron Swanson (Parks & Rec)
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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with...

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Jurassic Park
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β€œYour life is a parenthesis in eternity,...

β€œYour life is a parenthesis in eternity, a garage where you park your soul for just a few metaphysical moments.” -- Wayne Dyer
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"Enthusiasm is t...

"Enthusiasm is the electricity of life" - Gordon Parks
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'Nah' ...

'Nah' - Rosa Parks, 1955
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Sometimes it’s best just to pull over in...

Sometimes it’s best just to pull over into an empty parking lot and get your head together before you move on to the next town.
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"I like going to the park and watchin...

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks." - Emo Philips
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"No" ...

"No" -Rosa Parks (1955)
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Watch your...

Watch your parking meters - Bob Dylan
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"I'm all-for the death penalty. I'm in favor ...

"I'm all-for the death penalty. I'm in favor of anything with the potential to increase the number of parking spaces." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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I'm simply saying that,...

I'm simply saying that, life uh... finds a way. - Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
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Things only get brighter when you light a spark. Everywhere you go rig...

Things only get brighter when you light a spark. Everywhere you go right now is Zuccotti park. i saw a sign in the oakland spring, it said "occupy everything!" or BY and FOR and OF won't mean a thing (third eye blind)
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