Pants Quotes

"What's peaceful about dying? I don't care how much they meditate--when the ...

"What's peaceful about dying? I don't care how much they meditate--when the time comes, those Hindus will be shitting their pants just like the rest of us. You know what they'll be thinking? Fuck I wish I'd tried steak" -Frank Gallagher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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A lie gets halfway around the wor...

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a change to get its pants on – Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." β€”Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"What you look like on the outside is not what makes you ...

"What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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"a lie gets halfway around the world...

"a lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on" what does this quote mean?
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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β€œPoliticians come in to office wearing pants and ...

β€œPoliticians come in to office wearing pants and leave wearing a three-piece suit.” - My Great-Grandparents as relayed to me by my 89 year-old grandfather.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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β€œIf you could kick the person in the pant...

β€œIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month” Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"I didn't arrive w...

"I didn't arrive with pants, and I will not leave with pants!"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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"If you could kick the person in the pants...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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"Dreams will get you nowhere, a...

"Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." - Baltasar Gracian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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β€œLadies and gentlemen, take my advic...

β€œLadies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” - Dr. Sidney Freedman [M*A*S*H].
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"The wonders of technology, it's is easier ...

"The wonders of technology, it's is easier for a man with one arm to fire a bazooka than to put on his pants." -Roy William Harper, Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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On Chili's banning guns- "By God, if you're...

On Chili's banning guns- "By God, if you're going to shit your pants in a Chili's it's going to be because of the food."- Nick Offerman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"I can find your pants on...

"I can find your pants online for free. So go away." -My Girlfriend playing Destiny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"If you could kick the person in the pan...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Teddy Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops h...

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?" - Mitch Hedberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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No matter how much you shak...

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop will always end up in your pants.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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β€œHow can you trust a man who wears both a bel...

β€œHow can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.” - Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to ...

"Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads." - Scroobius Pip, Thou Shalt Always Kill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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"Oh, America - all-you-can-eat, all the time. Consume, consume. A swarm of l...

"Oh, America - all-you-can-eat, all the time. Consume, consume. A swarm of locusts in stretch pants. And yet, you're all still starving because hunger doesn't just come from the body, it also comes from the soul." - Famine, Supernatural
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"Kissing is like peeing you...

"Kissing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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"I don't put on my big boy pants because ...

"I don't put on my big boy pants because if I do people ask me to do big boy things like vote and shit." - A customer where I work
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"Be true to yourself, don't miss your c...

"Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants" -SpongeBob Squarepants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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β€Ž"If you could kick the person in the pant...

β€Ž"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"Ballet: Men wearing pants so...

"Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." - Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"A lie gets halfway around the wo...

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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"who needs boys when you’ve got your...

"who needs boys when you’ve got your daddy? he cooks for you, he loves you, and he doesn’t try to get in your pants"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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