Pair Quotes

β€œReligion is like a pair of shoes......

β€œReligion is like a pair of shoes... find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.” - George Carlin
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"no pair of boobs is wor...

"no pair of boobs is worth a broken nose" -some duche guy from the kissing booth
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"Religion is like a pair of shoes....

"Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits you, but don't make me wear your shoes" - George Carlin
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"I never put on a pair of sh...

"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years." β€” Samuel Goldwyn
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β€œReligion is like a pair of shoes.......

β€œReligion is like a pair of shoes..... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.” ― George Carlin
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"I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bo...

"I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair" - Mr. Magorium Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
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"One can never have enough socks. Another Christm...

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." - Dumbledore
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You write to become immortal, or because th...

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. -Robert Schumann
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β€œ...and when one of them meets the other half, the actual half, whether he be a lover of you...

β€œ...and when one of them meets the other half, the actual half, whether he be a lover of youth or a lover of another sort, the pair are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy and one will not be out of the other's sight, as I may say, even for a moment...” ― Plato
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"If you know that platinum won’t melt under about 30000 F. by itself, but will melt at ...

"If you know that platinum won’t melt under about 30000 F. by itself, but will melt at the glance of a pair of deep blue eyes if you put it near a bar of lead, then you don’t know how men make love in the twentieth century.” Raymond Chandler - The Simple Art of Murder
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"Religion is like a pair of shoes......

"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes." -George Carlin
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"You can walk around softly everywhere by putting o...

"You can walk around softly everywhere by putting on a pair of shoes, or you can demand that the whole Earth becomes covered by soft leather." - Indian proverb
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"Did you ever have the feeling the worl...

"Did you ever have the feeling the world is a tuxedo, and you're a pair of brown shoes?" ---George Gobel, American Comedian
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It's not filling someone els...

It's not filling someone else's shoes that's important, rather finding a pair that fit you
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β€œIn a world of Social Security Dis...

β€œIn a world of Social Security Disability, the man with two pairs of truck balls is king.” - Paulie Pumpkins
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"To sing you must first open your mouth. You must have a pair of lungs, and a lit...

"To sing you must first open your mouth. You must have a pair of lungs, and a little knowledge of music. It is not necessary to have an accordion or a guitar. The essential thing is to want to sing, this then is a song. I am singing." - Henry Miller
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