Oven Quotes

We're all made of t...

We're all made of the same dough, but baked in different ovens.
📅︎ Mar 04
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“Anyone who gives you a cinnamo...

“Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.” ― Lemony Snicket
📅︎ Jun 07
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I don’t have a microwave oven,...

I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. -Mitch Hedberg
📅︎ Apr 02
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You can put your boots in ...

You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits. - Texan proverb
📅︎ Oct 10
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The special agonies of high-altitude climbing, when the combination of blazing sun an...

The special agonies of high-altitude climbing, when the combination of blazing sun and snow makes it feel as if your head were in an oven and your feet in a freezer while you carry heavy loads.—Nicholas Clinch, pioneering climber who died June 15 at the age of 85
📅︎ Jun 27
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