Orgasm Quotes

Orgasms are s...

Orgasms are split seconds births are lifetimes
📅︎ Aug 14
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"I have nothing against homosexuals. I think an orgasm is your thing, and you should fuck who...

"I have nothing against homosexuals. I think an orgasm is your thing, and you should fuck whoever the fuck you feel like fucking. Whoever makes you come the hardest. Anybody who says you shouldn't, politely tell them to mind their own business." -- Eddie Murphy, Playboy interview, 1990
📅︎ Oct 13
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"An orgasm is simply a ...

"An orgasm is simply a sneeze of the groin." - David Riddell, Living Wisdom
📅︎ Jun 01
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Friends deserve your love, and orgasms. Therefore, g...

Friends deserve your love, and orgasms. Therefore, give your friends orgasms. It is a great way to say "This is how awesome a person you are." "Now, scream for me."
📅︎ Apr 21
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"When I get depressed about society and how dumb we are...

"When I get depressed about society and how dumb we are, I try to remember that the only reason we're here because someone wanted to orgasm." - Kelly Oxford (@kellyoxford)
📅︎ Apr 08
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