Online Quotes

“Sometimes, the best things i...

“Sometimes, the best things in life are the ones you don’t want to share online” - Bel Kenzie
📅︎ Jan 02
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"Afghanistan: The Friendliest Cou...

"Afghanistan: The Friendliest Country in the World, Possibly the Universe." - Someone at Afghanistan Online
📅︎ Dec 12
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I approximated the Black Friday experience at ...

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. .... Kumail Nanjiani
📅︎ Nov 29
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"Boredom is so important. I still use boredom in my day-to-day if I’m stuck on s...

"Boredom is so important. I still use boredom in my day-to-day if I’m stuck on something. The worst thing I can do is go online and start goofing around on web­sites or chatting with my friends, because then nothing else gets done." Becky Chambers
📅︎ Sep 30
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"The difference between being online and being physically among...

"The difference between being online and being physically among people is a bit like the difference between pornography and sex; it addresses a basic itch, but it's never satisfying." -Johann Hari
📅︎ Mar 21
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“Although I appear ‘online’ before y...

“Although I appear ‘online’ before you in this world, in another world, I was last seen 6 years ago.” -Swaggins 2019
📅︎ Apr 25
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"True strength is tempered with...

"True strength is tempered with compassion" - cant remember where i heard it and cant find it online
📅︎ Nov 27
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"The internet landed in our laps without creati...

"The internet landed in our laps without creating a curriculum that empowers you to know when someone online is full of shit" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
📅︎ Aug 04
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“The effectiveness of an argument is the product of supporting evidence ti...

“The effectiveness of an argument is the product of supporting evidence times the audiences willingness to change their mind.” -My Razor to be kept in mind during online arguments, in which the latter variable is almost always 0.
📅︎ Aug 07
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“If I have to justify or prove my friendship to you by liking or sharing a post, the...

“If I have to justify or prove my friendship to you by liking or sharing a post, then we are not friends. People I call friends, don't use passive-aggressive approaches with their friends to bump up their likes, shares or connections online. " - Loren Weisman
📅︎ Jan 10
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Please don't base what your life should look...

Please don't base what your life should look like off online personalities, bloggers, vloggers, whoever else! You only know what they show.
📅︎ Dec 23
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“An online tax program is only as good as the informa...

“An online tax program is only as good as the information the person enters into it and the understanding of what is being asked by the program.” - Jeffrey Schneider
📅︎ Mar 28
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“Life is like an online game, if you rage q...

“Life is like an online game, if you rage quit to early your team mates will suffer, stay true to you and the people who help you.” (-me)
📅︎ Mar 06
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“Marketing and promoting doesn’t come down to the likes, the pins, the p...

“Marketing and promoting doesn’t come down to the likes, the pins, the plus ones, the followers, the fans, the friends, the views, or the plays online. Marketing and promoting comes down to the conversions.” - Loren Weisman
📅︎ Oct 07
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“The weak hype of analytics without the stronghold of conversions to sales and prof...

“The weak hype of analytics without the stronghold of conversions to sales and profits is not something to promote. Stop hyping the online numbers and start delivering better content and engagement to create the true physical sales numbers.” - Loren Weisman
📅︎ Nov 03
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“Sex only sells so much. Promoting authority and capability with y...

“Sex only sells so much. Promoting authority and capability with your online content over sexy selfies and spammy self hype creates better connections, contacts, and conversions to profit.” - Loren Weisman
📅︎ Dec 08
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"I can find your pants on...

"I can find your pants online for free. So go away." -My Girlfriend playing Destiny
📅︎ Jun 03
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Together these two firms [Google and ...

Together these two firms [Google and Facebook] will soon rake in 2/3 of all online-advertising revenues.—The Economist
📅︎ Jun 20
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Don’t be afraid to lose ...

Don’t be afraid to lose what was never meant to be. — Online Counselling College
📅︎ Mar 30
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The best advice I can give on build...

The best advice I can give on building community online is... "Be the community you want to have" ~ Darren Rowse
📅︎ Aug 12
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As an online discussion grows longer, the pro...

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1 - Mike Godwin (aka Godwin's law)
📅︎ May 24
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“It may not always be profitable at first for a...

“It may not always be profitable at first for a business to be online, but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online.” -Esther Dyson
📅︎ Dec 20
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"The New York Times print edition is a...

"The New York Times print edition is a great way to test your memory of what you read yesterday online." - Andy Borowitz
📅︎ Jan 29
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