Old Quotes

"When we are young, we feel too m...

"When we are young, we feel too much; when we are old, we have trouble feeling anything at all." -Unknown
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Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing b...

Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing but powerless old poops like myself, heavily medicated and vaguely beloved in the long ago, coming to kiss the boots of young psychopaths. ...Kurt Vonnegut
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"An optimist stays up to see the Ne...

"An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves." โ€” Bill Vaughan
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"War is where young and stupid ar...

"War is where young and stupid are tricked by old and bitter into killing each other" - Niko Bellic, GTA 4.
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Youth is happy because it has the abilit...

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka
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"You don't stop laughing because ...

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." โ€” Michael Pritchard
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โ€œAlmost everyone is born a geni...

โ€œAlmost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot.โ€ - Charles Bukowski, Notes of a Dirty Old Man
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Forty is the old age o...

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age - Victor Hugo
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"Ultimately, we forgive others in order to free ourselves. What happens in ou...

"Ultimately, we forgive others in order to free ourselves. What happens in our heart is our field of freedom. As long as we carry old wounds and anger in our heart, we continue to suffer. Forgiveness allows us to move on." โ€”Sharon Salzberg
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โ€œThe tragedy of life, Howard, is not that the be...

โ€œThe tragedy of life, Howard, is not that the beautiful things die young, but that they grow old and mean. It will not happen to me.โ€ - Raymond Chandler
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"You are never too old to...

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream." --C.S.Lewis
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"Nobody knows the age of the human ...

"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." โ€” Anonymous
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"There's an old saying about those...

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good." โ€” Stephen Colbert
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"Old age is the most unexpe...

"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man." โ€” Leon Trotsky
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โ€œIn Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain...

โ€œIn Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound. It's a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone" - Don Draper
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โ€œAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who...

โ€œAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.โ€ J.R.R. Tolkien
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If he ever hits you, he has to sle...

If he ever hits you, he has to sleep some time, and there is a cast iron pan on the stove ~old Ukrainian woman
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''War is when the young and stupid...

''War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.'' -Niko Bellic
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โ€œIf you can't explain it to a ...

โ€œIf you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.โ€ - Albert Einstein
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โ€œA man is not old unti...

โ€œA man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.โ€ โ€”John Barrymore
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โ€ขIts the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

โ€ขIts the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
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โ€œNo man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physi...

โ€œNo man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.โ€ - Socrates
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"Good advice is something a man gi...

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example." โ€” Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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"Growing old is comp...

"Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional". -Robin Williams
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The dancer slows her frantic pace in pain and desperation, her aching limbs and downcast fa...

The dancer slows her frantic pace in pain and desperation, her aching limbs and downcast face aglow with perspiration. Stiff as wire, her lungs on fire, with just the briefest pause -- then flooding through her memory, the echoes of old applause" ~Neil Peart RIP (Rush - Losing It)
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โ€œOy gevalt...

โ€œOy gevalt!โ€ โ€” Old Jewish (?) Phrase
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Today you can have my sails at your back. I won't sail today, and ...

Today you can have my sails at your back. I won't sail today, and they would be a waste unused, and there is plenty of wind to catch today. Who knows, tomorrow there may be no wind at all. - An old friend
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โ€œThe great secret that all old people share is that you really haven'...

โ€œThe great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.โ€ โ€”Doris Lessing
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May you live ...

May you live in interesting times -- Old Curse
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"Growing old and dying is what gives mea...

"Growing old and dying is what gives meaning and beauty to the fleeting span of a human life" - Kyojuro Rengoku (Demon Slayer)
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"Every man desires to li...

"Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old." - Jonathan Swift
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"We've put more effort into helpin...

"We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it." --Frank Howard Clark
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"A society grows great when old men p...

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." - Greek Proverb Quote
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โ€œNations are like people. When they grow old and rich and fat t...

โ€œNations are like people. When they grow old and rich and fat they get conservative. They exhaust their energy trying to keep things the way they are - and thatโ€™s against nature.โ€ - Patrick Frank
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"When arguing with a fool, first ...

"When arguing with a fool, first make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing" - Old Proverb
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โ€œInside every old person i...

โ€œInside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.โ€ โ€”Terry Pratchett
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Each new chapter of our lives req...

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise ~Jenna Galbot
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"This is the deeper meaning behind the old adage that โ€˜real...

"This is the deeper meaning behind the old adage that โ€˜realโ€™ socialism has never been tried: socialism gets retroactively redefined as โ€˜unrealโ€™ whenever it fails." -- Kristian Niemietz
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Infants and Kids make us see...

Infants and Kids make us see the same old World in a refreshingly New Light ~Infinite Radius
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine unde...

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him....Dana Carvey
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War is a place where the young kill one another without knowing...

War is a place where the young kill one another without knowing or hating each other, because of the decision of old people who know and hate each other, without killing each other - Erich Hartmann
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I wish there was a way to know ...

I wish there was a way to know that you're in the good old days before you've left them -Andy Bernard
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"Many that live deserve Death. Some that die deserve...

"Many that live deserve Death. Some that die deserve Life. ... Do not be eager to determine Death or Judgement. Even old eyes cannot see all ends" ~Gandalf The Grey
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"The only thing worse than a cold or hot w...

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot war is a mildly infuriating one. Get off my lawn you kids!?" -- Dennis the menance's old man
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Everything comes in circles. ๐ŸŽก The old wheel t...

Everything comes in circles. ๐ŸŽก The old wheel turns, and the same spoke comes up. It's all been done before, and will be again. ...Arthur Conan Doyle
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Nowadays, late nights of number crunching, feasts of modelling, and the familiar rituals...

Nowadays, late nights of number crunching, feasts of modelling, and the familiar rituals of presentations have replaced the rain dances of old. But often, the odds of generating reliable insights are not much better - Zafer Achi and Jennifer Garvey Berger (Mckinsey.com)
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"An optimist stays up until midnight to s...

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." BILL VAUGHAN
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"You're never t...

"You're never too old to become younger." โ€” Mae West
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"You are never too old...

"You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dreamโ€ - CS Lewis
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โ€œFinish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdit...

โ€œFinish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.โ€ โ€• Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"If you want to beco...

"If you want to become a new version of you, the old one must die"
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ยซ In today's world weโ€™re investing 5 times more money in male virility pills and women breasts im...

ยซ In today's world weโ€™re investing 5 times more money in male virility pills and women breasts implants than to find a cure for Alzheimer's. In a few years weโ€˜ll have old women with big tits, and old men with hard penises, but none of them will remember what they are for. ยป D. Varella, Nobel Price
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"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, b...

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows.. They feel better then. They find it easier to live." -Geralt of Rivia
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โ€œFinish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurd...

โ€œFinish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities, no doubt crept in. Forget them as soon as you can, tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely, with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense.โ€ ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Everything we have come to c...

Everything we have come to call the arts seems to be in almost every 3-year old. Lynda Barry
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"Short words are best, and...

"Short words are best, and old words when short are best of all." - Winston Churchill
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We are not old until our names are carved in stone a...

We are not old until our names are carved in stone and we'll never die unless the future forgets us, We all grow old but we do not have to die. -Frifie Fay Fantasy
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"There is no ONE WAY. Try new t...

"There is no ONE WAY. Try new things... Cut the albatross of OLD WAYS from your neck." Lady Skollie
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New growth cannot exist ...

New growth cannot exist without first the destruction of the old. ~ Guru Laghima
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern...

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? ...Bob Hope
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โ€œTo absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the s...

โ€œTo absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.โ€- Hob Gadling, Sandman vol. 4
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"Education gives sobriety to the young...

"Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich." - Diogenes
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โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that...

โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that, itโ€™s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And thereโ€™s no way I can get there again.โ€ Kurt Vonnegut
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Old age is when broadness of ...

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. ...Red Skelton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar...

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! ...Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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โ€œI miss you. No, let me correc...

โ€œI miss you. No, let me correct that, I miss the old you, the one that cared about me.โ€ -Unknown
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"Yesterday me and health were l...

"Yesterday me and health were looking for money. Now, money and i are looking for health." Old man.
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"If we stand on the old happy-go-lucky way, the richer classes ever growing in wealth an...

"If we stand on the old happy-go-lucky way, the richer classes ever growing in wealth and in number, and ever declining in responsibility, the very poor plunging even deeper into misery, then I think there is nothing before us but savage strife" -- Sir Winston Churchill
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"The young have aspirations that ne...

"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened." โ€” Saki
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โ€œTeenage angst has pa...

โ€œTeenage angst has paid off well, now Iโ€™m old and boredโ€ -Kurt Cobain
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"Old age, though...

"Old age, though despised, is coveted by all." (Proverb)
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โ€œI guess what they say is true. Old people, a...

โ€œI guess what they say is true. Old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose!โ€ -Floyd, Dumb & Dumber
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"The biggest curse and pun...

"The biggest curse and punishment of old age isn't death, its loneliness." - Unknown
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โ€œLet your old age be childlike, and your childhood like...

โ€œLet your old age be childlike, and your childhood like old age; that is, so that neither may your wisdom be with pride, nor your humility without wisdom.โ€ โ€”Saint Augustine
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"We don't stop playing because w...

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." ~ George Bernard Shaw
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โ€œOf all ghosts the ghosts...

โ€œOf all ghosts the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.โ€ โ€• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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In its shelter I feared neither the clumsiness of a valet, nor my own, n...

In its shelter I feared neither the clumsiness of a valet, nor my own, neither the explosion of fire nor the spilling of water. I was the absolute master of my old robe. I have become the slave of the new one. ~Denis Diderot
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'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who ...

'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.' - J. R. R Tolkien
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"Society grows great when old men pla...

"Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." Anonymous Greek Proverb
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"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old...

"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just gettin' stronger." - Joe Hallenbeck
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โ€œYou never know what worse luck yo...

โ€œYou never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.โ€ - Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
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"A man that is young in year...

"A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he hath lost no time." - Francis Bacon
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โ€œWhen I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of t...

โ€œWhen I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.โ€ โ€“ Winston Churchill
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โ€œBefore you know it itโ€™s 3 am and youโ€™re 80 years old...

โ€œBefore you know it itโ€™s 3 am and youโ€™re 80 years old and you canโ€™t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.โ€ โ€”Anita Spallenberg
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