Ogden nash Quotes

"People who work sitting dow...

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Feb 17
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"Middle age is when you've met so man...

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Nov 30
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"A family is a unit composed not only o...

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Sep 15
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"If you don't want to work, you hav...

"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work." -- Ogden Nash
📅︎ Aug 02
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"People who have what they want are fond ...

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ May 20
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You can be young only...

You can be young only once, but you can be immature forever. Ogden Nash
📅︎ May 26
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"Parents were invented to mak...

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Apr 12
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"Progress might have been ...

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Sep 16
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"I think that I shall never see / a billboard l...

"I think that I shall never see / a billboard lovely as a tree. / Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, / I'll never see a tree at all." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Nov 12
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"A door is what a dog ...

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." — Ogden Nash
📅︎ Oct 12
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