Ogden nash Quotes
"People who work sitting dow...
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." — Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so man...
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." — Ogden Nash
"A family is a unit composed not only o...
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." — Ogden Nash
"If you don't want to work, you hav...
"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work." -- Ogden Nash
"People who have what they want are fond ...
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." — Ogden Nash
You can be young only...
You can be young only once, but you can be immature forever. Ogden Nash
"Parents were invented to mak...
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." — Ogden Nash
"Progress might have been ...
"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." — Ogden Nash
"I think that I shall never see / a billboard l...
"I think that I shall never see / a billboard lovely as a tree. / Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, / I'll never see a tree at all." — Ogden Nash
"A door is what a dog ...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." — Ogden Nash
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