Office Quotes

β€œSometimes the smartest ...

β€œSometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.” - Michael Scott [The Office]
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The value lies in what you learn apart from your wor...

The value lies in what you learn apart from your work. What you do in the office, will only help your org, not you. You need to spend time just for your learnings.
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts worki...

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." β€” Robert Frost
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β€œResults, Not Excus...

β€œResults, Not Excuses.” - Every Chief Petty Officer in the Navy.
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β€œYou do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop...

β€œYou do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. β€œYou care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” - J.K. Rowling
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"We hang the petty thiev...

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
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"A decline of public morals in the United States will probably be marked...

"A decline of public morals in the United States will probably be marked by the abuse of the power of Impeachment as a means of crushing political adversaries or ejecting them from public office"---Alexis De Tocqueville 1853
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"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'...

"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." β€” David Broder
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"I have tried to live my life such that in the h...

"I have tried to live my life such that in the hour of my death I would feel joy rather than fear" - Witold Pilecki, Polish Intelligence Officer, 1948
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"When I took office, only high energy physicists ...

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." β€” Bill Clinton
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"Organized crime in America takes in ove...

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." β€” Woody Allen
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"The presidency is also a moral office; it calls th...

"The presidency is also a moral office; it calls this nation to its highest values, and it sets the tone for the story that we tell ourselves." ~ Peter Buttigieg
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I wish there was a way to know y...

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them- The office
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"Some are born great, some achieve...

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." β€” Daniel J. Boorstin
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"I'm convinced there's a small room in the...

"I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer." β€” Peter Ustinov
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Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at comput...

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements! β€”Peter Gibbons, Office Space
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"We hang the petty thiev...

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery un...

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." β€” Rita Rudner
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I did absolutely nothing and i...

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be. β€”Peter Gibbons, Office Space
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β€œI wish there was a way to know you’re ...

β€œI wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them”- Andy Bernard from The Office
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"When we got into office, the thing that sur...

"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were." β€” John F. Kennedy
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β€œBecause in the end, you won’t remember the ti...

β€œBecause in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ― Jack Kerouac
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"I wasn't much of a petty thief....

"I wasn't much of a petty thief. I wanted the whole world or nothing." - Charles Bukowski, Post Office
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"I wish there was a way to know that you'r...

"I wish there was a way to know that you're in the good ol' days before you've actually left them" - Andy Bernard [The Office Finale]
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β€œI wish there was a way to know you’re...

β€œI wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” β€” Andy Bernard, The Office
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"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be...

"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880/09/12 – 1956/01/29)
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β€œPoliticians come in to office wearing pants and ...

β€œPoliticians come in to office wearing pants and leave wearing a three-piece suit.” - My Great-Grandparents as relayed to me by my 89 year-old grandfather.
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β€œ We hang the petty thiev...

β€œ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ” - Aesop
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't...

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott, The Office
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"Love has no plac...

"Love has no place in a lawyer's office." β€” Elizabeth Aston
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inn...

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H. L. Mencken
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The Revolution won’t happen with guns. It will happen incrementally, year by year, generation by g...

The Revolution won’t happen with guns. It will happen incrementally, year by year, generation by generation. We will gradually infiltrate their educational institutions and political offices, transforming them slowly into Marxist entities as we move towards universal egalitarianism. β€” Max Horkheimer
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"Whenever anybody would come by, I would ...

"Whenever anybody would come by, I would cram my notes into my desk drawer and pretend to work on my office work." Albert Einstein
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"Some are born great, some achieve...

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." β€” Daniel J. Boorstin
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"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me ins...

"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all" - John Kramer
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"I walked by an office the other day on which I saw a sign that said, β€œSafe Sp...

"I walked by an office the other day on which I saw a sign that said, β€œSafe Space.” I immediately felt unsafe. Rarely does anyone really feel β€œsafe” when so many people are struggling just to avoid offending everybody else." -- Randall Smith
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"We hang the petty thi...

"We hang the petty thieves, and appoint the great ones to public offices".
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No matter how you get there or where you e...

No matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. ~Creed (The Office)
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"There's always a million r...

"There's always a million reasons not to do something" - [Jan Levenson, The Office, 2005]
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β€œThe weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm ...

β€œThe weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them.” - Andy Bernard, The Office.
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"Our nation is facing a crisis of liberty if we do not control campaign expendatures. We must pro...

"Our nation is facing a crisis of liberty if we do not control campaign expendatures. We must proove that elective office is not for sale. We must convince the public that elected officials are what James Madison intended us to be, agents of the soverign people, not the hired hands of rich givers."
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"We Are All Mad Here"--...

"We Are All Mad Here"--The Cheshire Cat. (Also posted above my office door)
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"Life is short. Drive fas...

"Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse." -Stanley Hudson from The Office
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You don’t need to remove clutter i...

You don’t need to remove clutter if you don’t let it enter your home or office in the first place. Jeri Dansky
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"There is no such thing as an a...

"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke." -Michael Scott, The Office
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inn...

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken
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"Children hallow small things. A child is a priest of the ordinary, fulfilling a sacred office th...

"Children hallow small things. A child is a priest of the ordinary, fulfilling a sacred office that absolutely no one else can fill. The simplest gesture, the ephemeral movement, the commonest object all become precious beyond words when touched, noticed, lived by one's own dear child." Mike Mason.
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I wish there was a way to know you're ...

I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days,” before you've actually left them. -Andy Bernard, The Office
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How you get things done is just as impor...

How you get things done is just as important as what you've done - Michael Fraccaro, Chief Human Resources Officer, Mastercard
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"Life is short. Drive fa...

"Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse." -Stanley Hudson (The Office)
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I wish there was a way to know you'r...

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you actually left them. -Andy Bernard "The Office"
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"A telephone suddenly rang. One of the Russian soldiers answered it. Th...

"A telephone suddenly rang. One of the Russian soldiers answered it. The caller was evidently a senior German officer asking what was happening, 'Ivan is here'. The officer replied in Russian, and told him to go to hell."
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"Do not forget the miles! Many people remember to include miles to t...

"Do not forget the miles! Many people remember to include miles to their clients or vendors. However, what about those trips to the office supply store, bank, post office? These miles add up.” - Jeffrey Schneider
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy....

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." β€” Michael Scott, The Office
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"Some are born great, some achieve...

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." β€” Daniel J. Boorstin
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"Do you realize how much it cost...

"Do you realize how much it costs to run for office? More than any honest man could afford!" -Mr. Burns
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"Confidence is the food of t...

"Confidence is the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool." -Vikram from The Office
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β€œAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inn...

β€œAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
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"I'd say in a given week I probably o...

"I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." -Peter Gibbons (Office Space)
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They're too willing to answer questions. Thats the...

They're too willing to answer questions. Thats the problem. I'm always suspicious of people who are eager to help a police officer. --Odo a cop on Star Trek
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"If I knew what was in those diaries I wo...

"If I knew what was in those diaries I would have taken them." - Karl Josef Silberbauer (The Nazi officer who arrested Anne Frank)
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First day at o...

First day at office. Lost a pen and a few dreams.
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