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“Your assumptions are your windows to the...

“Your assumptions are your windows to the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.” - Isaac Asimov
📅︎ Feb 29
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy
📅︎ Feb 27
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"The truth will set you free...

"The truth will set you free, but first it might piss you off" - L.Aron Nelson (AKA Aron Ra)
📅︎ Mar 06
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“ A dream doesn’t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesn’t .it? A goal...

“ A dream doesn’t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesn’t .it? A goal would suffice. like I’m going to buy that when I get paid, or I’m going somewhere when I get some time off, or I’m going to work for someone.” -Mikoto-
📅︎ Mar 14
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"Strategy is about making choi...

"Strategy is about making choices Trade offs; its about deliberately choosing to be a different."
📅︎ Mar 07
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"Good lawyers have littl...

"Good lawyers have little to no soul left" -- A pissed off me spouting hyperbole
📅︎ Feb 23
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“Bite off more than...

“Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.” - Ella Williams
📅︎ Feb 28
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"Mama said there's only so much fortune...

"Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs… and the rest is just for showing off." -- Forrest "Forrest" Gump
📅︎ Feb 13
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"My theory is that if you look confident...

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." — Jessica Alba
📅︎ Dec 09
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"Never put off until ...

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today." ( Czech Proverb)
📅︎ Feb 28
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"Sometimes it's not the peopl...

"Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off." -- Haruki Murakami.
📅︎ Dec 12
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The thing is, being lonely is like walking in the cold without a coat. It’s uncomfortable, b...

The thing is, being lonely is like walking in the cold without a coat. It’s uncomfortable, but eventually you go numb. Once you get used to not being lonely, though, the shock of going back is like having your down comforter yanked off at six o’clock on a Minnesota December morning.
📅︎ Nov 19
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When the road bends, your ...

When the road bends, your only choices are to bend with it or fall off it. - Unknown
📅︎ Feb 24
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"Luck is jus...

"Luck is just patience paying off" ~myself~
📅︎ Feb 28
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“Mind is saying: “let it go, f**k this”, heart is ...

“Mind is saying: “let it go, f**k this”, heart is saying: “I will, once I bury this b***h alive, hide the shovel, and then drive off in the sunset.” - Eminem
📅︎ Mar 02
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Each nanosecond of history branc...

Each nanosecond of history branches off into an infinite amount of parallel universes. ...Pete Carroll
📅︎ Feb 03
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I threw his framed picture off...

I threw his framed picture off my balcony just to hear my heart break. - Kimberly Novosel , Loved
📅︎ Feb 29
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"We are at our very best, and we are happiest, when we are fully engaged in work we enjoy on the...

"We are at our very best, and we are happiest, when we are fully engaged in work we enjoy on the journey toward the goal we've established for ourselves. It gives meaning to our time off and comfort to our sleep. It makes everything else in life so wonderful, so worthwhile." - Earl Nightingale
📅︎ Feb 10
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A man will Bragg about his ...

A man will Bragg about his success and another man will knock him off the tower he built
📅︎ Feb 21
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"Everyone wants the same t...

"Everyone wants the same thing: to feel like they are better off than everyone else"
📅︎ Feb 10
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“Your assumptions are your windows on the...

“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.” - Isaac Asimov
📅︎ Jan 24
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If I relaxed, if I took ...

If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon ramsay
📅︎ Feb 01
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“Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each ...

“Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land!” ― La Haine
📅︎ Feb 09
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“Living doesn’t cost...

“Living doesn’t cost much, but showing off does.”-Jeffrey D. Sachs
📅︎ Jan 24
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Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a...

Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures." -Peter Kürten, right before he was executed by guillotine-
📅︎ Oct 28
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“You’ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? That’s an animal k...

“You’ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? That’s an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.” -Frank Herbert ‘Dune’
📅︎ Nov 17
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“Eventually you have to say ‘honestly, shut the fuck up’. Part of your job as a dir...

“Eventually you have to say ‘honestly, shut the fuck up’. Part of your job as a director is you’ve got to just stand your ground and say ‘this is what I want. Fuck off’.“ — Ridley Scott on dealing with people who regularly challenge his creative decisions
📅︎ Jan 11
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orio...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty (Played by Rutger Hauer), Blade Runner
📅︎ Jan 24
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"Sometimes it's not the p...

"Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off." -Unknown
📅︎ Oct 04
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"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the ...

"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the day after which you will attend to yourself, you will not notice that you are making no progress, but you will live and die as someone quite ordinary." --Epictetus (From Manual 51)
📅︎ Jan 14
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The overexamined life is ...

The overexamined life is also not worth living. --Jim Harrison, *Off to the Side*
📅︎ Jan 28
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"The same boiling water that softens the...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg, it's about what you're made off not the circumstances" - unkown
📅︎ Dec 13
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‘If you don’t like th...

‘If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.’ - Unknown
📅︎ Jan 12
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a la...

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." — P. J. O'Rourke
📅︎ Jan 19
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"The only thing worse than a cold or hot w...

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot war is a mildly infuriating one. Get off my lawn you kids!?" -- Dennis the menance's old man
📅︎ Feb 01
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“You can't always trust that the quot...

“You can't always trust that the quote came from that person when you are reading it off the internet” –Abraham Lincoln
📅︎ Jan 04
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"Life is like an onion. You pee...

"Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep." - Carl Sandburg
📅︎ Jan 13
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How long can you aff...

How long can you afford to put off who you really want to be? Seneca
📅︎ Jan 02
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“Never put off until tomor...

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."... Mark Twain
📅︎ Jan 10
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“Shoes are strange things. If you take your shoe...

“Shoes are strange things. If you take your shoes off in a situation where you are vulnerable, you will feel 10 times more vulnerable” Daniel Day Lewis
📅︎ Jan 08
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"... Want to hold a light to paradise and see if I could sleep, I want to feel the way our f...

"... Want to hold a light to paradise and see if I could sleep, I want to feel the way our fathers felt when it swept them off their feet, I want to know about that higher love you saw that can't be seen. The only obvious equation, you believe it or you don't." - Manchester Orchestra
📅︎ Jan 22
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We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all b...

We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off. — Tyler Durden
📅︎ Sep 07
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"I see pride, I see power, I se...

"I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mudda who don't take no crap off of nobody!" - Yul Brenner
📅︎ Jan 18
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"It's strange how one's soul can be ready to drift o...

"It's strange how one's soul can be ready to drift off into space, but when another person calls you, you find it's still anchored down somewhere." - Natsume Sōseki
📅︎ Jan 04
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"A man who has the knowledge but lacks the ...

"A man who has the knowledge but lacks the power to express it clearly is no better off than if he never had any ideas at all" - Pericles
📅︎ Nov 01
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You may be a little older, or a little mo...

You may be a little older, or a little more neurotic, or a little more closed off. But inside, you're just the same. ...Sally Field
📅︎ Dec 06
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
📅︎ Nov 28
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When everything seems to be going agains...

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. -Henry Ford
📅︎ Dec 02
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Your life is not you...

Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it. -Sherlock Holmes
📅︎ Dec 11
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Not all birds can fly. What separ...

Not all birds can fly. What separates the flyers from the walkers is the ability to take off. ...Carl Sagan
📅︎ Dec 08
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“Teenage angst has pa...

“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m old and bored” -Kurt Cobain
📅︎ Dec 06
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"Telling a woman that you love her after sh...

"Telling a woman that you love her after she has asked you to back off is not a Hallmark movie; it's a Lifetime movie." ~ Amy Dickinson
📅︎ Dec 05
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"If ignorance is bliss,...

"If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face" - Zack de la Rocha
📅︎ Dec 08
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“The truth will set yo...

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ― Joe Klaas
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hard work pays off, you get w...

Hard work pays off, you get what you put in. So why stop now? Gotta keep pushing. -L.L. James
📅︎ Nov 21
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‘ Black Friday Sale. My h...

‘ Black Friday Sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100 % off,” Anonymous
📅︎ Nov 29
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“Sleeping is the time for dreams and reminiscence. I don’t like thinkin...

“Sleeping is the time for dreams and reminiscence. I don’t like thinking about far off hopes and the paranoia of mistakes I do throughout the day. So, I do not sleep......Oh, how I wish I wouldn’t die if I never slept.” R
📅︎ Dec 02
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I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad wh...

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. Alan Ball, American Beauty
📅︎ Oct 10
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"'Only for the sake of the honor of mankind...

"'Only for the sake of the honor of mankind do I not tear off their necks as is done to slaughtered beasts." - Angel of Death, Midrash.
📅︎ Nov 12
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"Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumpt...

"Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in while, or the light won't come in." ~ Alan Alda
📅︎ Nov 16
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"A man believes he can fly, but is afraid t...

"A man believes he can fly, but is afraid to jump. A poor friend pushes him off the ledge. A good friend jumps with him." -Lorn au Arcos
📅︎ Oct 02
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“There are only two reasons to post a picture. One, you have arrogance w...

“There are only two reasons to post a picture. One, you have arrogance within your looks and want to feel proud and show off. Two, you are happy at that moment and want to share the happiness. It is usually the first.” Cr.
📅︎ Nov 28
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"Sometimes the people who don't know us make better mirrors....

"Sometimes the people who don't know us make better mirrors. Too often, our friends feel they have to stand off to the side so they can protect us from the hurt of seeing our true selves."
📅︎ Nov 01
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“Your assumptions are your windows on the...

“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.” ― Isaac Asimov
📅︎ Sep 26
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"Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from whom? Once it's over, it'...

"Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from whom? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it." - Sherlock Holmes, BBC, The lying detective
📅︎ Oct 24
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When everything seems to be going agains...

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
📅︎ Sep 18
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"I wish I could throw off the thoughts whic...

"I wish I could throw off the thoughts which poison my happiness, and yet I take a kind of pleasure in indulging them." Frédéric Chopin
📅︎ Sep 22
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“A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth ...

“A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people’s business.” — Eric Hoffer
📅︎ Sep 24
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“Remind yourself that past and future have no power over you. Only the present—and...

“Remind yourself that past and future have no power over you. Only the present—and even that can be minimized. Just mark off its limits. And if your mind tries to claim that it can’t hold out against that…well, then, heap shame upon it.” —Marcus Aurelius
📅︎ Jul 15
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My fa purity Tarantino quote comes from Django Unchain...

My fa purity Tarantino quote comes from Django Unchained where Django will often say “bingo, bango, here comes Django!” when he heads off to take care of some business.
📅︎ Oct 14
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"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're bo...

"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're borrowing from our future health—a future that we'll have to spend on diets, doing sport, at the doctors, or off sick recovering from the bad decisions of today." - Adam Fletcher
📅︎ Jul 14
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"Remember that you were art long before he came to admire you, and you’ll ...

"Remember that you were art long before he came to admire you, and you’ll continue to be art even when he’s gone. A masterpiece is still a masterpiece even when the lights are off and the room is empty. — Charlotte Geier, Elfwood
📅︎ Sep 12
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"The biggest danger, that of losing oneself, can pass off in...

"The biggest danger, that of losing oneself, can pass off in the world as quietly as if it were nothing; every other loss, an arm, a leg, etc. is bound to be noticed." - Søren Kierkegaard
📅︎ Aug 17
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’...

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
📅︎ Mar 14
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Sometimes it’s not the pe...

Sometimes it’s not the people who change , it’s the mask that falls off. - Unknown
📅︎ Sep 02
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“The itchy spots will heal, the m...

“The itchy spots will heal, the mud will wash off, and your journey will be pleasant again” -Joanna Faber
📅︎ Sep 05
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn...

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover." – Mark Twain
📅︎ Aug 11
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“The opposite of fear is love - love of the challenge, l...

“The opposite of fear is love - love of the challenge, love of the work, the pure joyous passion to take a shot at our dream and see if we can pull it off.” ― Steven Pressfield
📅︎ Aug 24
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"There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in ...

"There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill off, enslave, harass, and in all ways make an unbearable nuisance of himself to himself" -Heinlein (Stranger in a Strange Land)
📅︎ Jun 20
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"You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and...

"You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other." –Carl Sagan
📅︎ May 08
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder o...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die." (Rutger Hauer in BladeRunner)
📅︎ Aug 15
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“Personality begins where comparison ...

“Personality begins where comparison leaves off. Be unique. Be memorable. Be confident. Be proud.” ― Shannon L. Alder
📅︎ Aug 07
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"we all hate it sometimes when our friends or family try t...

"we all hate it sometimes when our friends or family try to make us feel better about something. Actually, we just want to feel sad or pissed off for a moment." -- Jessica Wildfire
📅︎ Aug 08
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“If you live off a man’s co...

“If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.” - Cornelius Lindsey
📅︎ Feb 26
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