Nut Quotes

"If onlys and justs were...

"If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest.
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β€œmmmm......

β€œmmmm...dough nuts...” β€” Homer
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"The destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on di...

"The destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees." The Once and Future King by T. H. White
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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You know I get if people are just looking for a way to fill the holes, but ...

You know I get if people are just looking for a way to fill the holes, but they want the holes. They wanna live in the holes and they go nuts when someone pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! Dr. Gregory House
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"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution...

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president." β€” Kurt Vonnegut
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"NUTS!!" -- United ...

"NUTS!!" -- United States Army general Anthony McAuliffe (1944)
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"Health nuts are going to feel...

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." β€” Redd Foxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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The destiny of man is to unite, not divide. If you keep on div...

The destiny of man is to unite, not divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees. T.H.White The Once and Future King.
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." β€” Evan Esar
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." β€” Evan Esar
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"When you innovate, you've got...

"When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts". Larry Ellison
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"i try not to think...

"i try not to think. it interferes with being nuts"- leo valdez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Today's mighty oak is j...

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. David Icke
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God gives the nut...

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. Franz Kafka
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"I will do lines on...

"I will do lines on her forehead while i am in her up to my nuts"
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"We men are fascinated by the things we don't really un...

"We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts." - Criss Jami, Killosophy
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"I’d get it if people were just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they wa...

"I’d get it if people were just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes. They want to live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!" -Gregory House, House M.D.
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"i find my urge to kill...

"i find my urge to kill dwindle after a good nut" -Mick Thompson (Slipknot)
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When you innovate, you’ve got ...

When you innovate, you’ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you you’re nuts. Larry Ellison
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"He thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, li...

"He thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts, like a victim through a prison full of thieves. What a welcome sight a leper must have been!" - Joseph Heller; Catch-22
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β€œI have a great idea. We’re gonna give cameras to people who are j...

β€œI have a great idea. We’re gonna give cameras to people who are just coming out of insane asylums, and let them film. You think that’s nuts, but it’s not. I’m deadly serious about this.” - Terrence Malick
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"When you innovate, you’ve got to be...

"When you innovate, you’ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you you’re nuts." – Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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"Keep this a se...

"Keep this a secret, right by the nuts" -Obie Trice
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The rebellious youth are nuts, while th...

The rebellious youth are nuts, while the complacent youth are seeds. Good kids who hang out with the wrong crowd are cashews.
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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishi...

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck
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"I'm conservative, b...

"I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it." - George H.W. Bush
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