Norton Quotes

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age I’ll be by the time my daughter’s friends are all sixteen, so what’s the point? That’s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
📅︎ Mar 03
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Time is a gift, given to you, given to giv...

Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. ...Norton Juster
📅︎ Dec 21
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“We buy things we don’t need with mo...

“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” – Edward Norton, Fight Club
📅︎ Aug 22
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“Anything is possible as long as...

“Anything is possible as long as you don’t know it’s impossible”- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth
📅︎ Sep 25
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"When the tides of life turn against you and the curr...

"When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don't waste your tears on what might have been. Just lie on your back and float." -Ed Norton
📅︎ Jul 18
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“Misfortune...

“Misfortunes make us wise” ― Mary Norton
📅︎ Aug 16
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"Popularity Is the Slutty Lit...

"Popularity Is the Slutty Little Cousin of Prestige" -Edward Norton as Mike Shiner in Birdman
📅︎ Feb 23
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" I do not need a bunch of people walking...

" I do not need a bunch of people walking around saying we are lost at a time when we ought to be fighting" -Eleanor Holmes Norton
📅︎ Nov 11
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Everything seems stupi...

Everything seems stupid tonight. I guess it's just me. -Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Jul 29
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"When the tides of life turn against you and the curre...

"When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lie on your back and float. " - Ed Norton
📅︎ Mar 19
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To eschew children and the aged is a ...

To eschew children and the aged is a sign of narcissism, confining your world to the you that is now. -Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Apr 13
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“Simplicity is complex. It's never simple ...

“Simplicity is complex. It's never simple to keep things simple. Simple solutions require the most advanced thinking.” - Richie Norton
📅︎ May 07
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I've never been able to see myself as ...

I've never been able to see myself as others see me, which means that in a strong sense, I don't exist. ~Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Sep 23
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A butterfly driving a Hummer in Asia can aff...

A butterfly driving a Hummer in Asia can affect the weather in Omaha. But I wouldn't try to prove it. ~ Norton Mansfield, Notes 2000-2010.
📅︎ Apr 17
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So, is this mental illness? I think it would pass for such. Any act of questioning ...

So, is this mental illness? I think it would pass for such. Any act of questioning reality except through the accepted channels of science or with the legitimacy bestowed by appropriate degrees or certificates is by definition a delusion. ~ Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Sep 25
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"Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find som...

"Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, please return it, as it was lost years ago. I imagine by now it's quite rusty." - Norton Juster
📅︎ Jun 13
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Reality is what we remember. Bu...

Reality is what we remember. But what we forget waits, patiently, to be remembered. ~Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Jul 29
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We are like horses afraid to peek at our blinders, bec...

We are like horses afraid to peek at our blinders, because they might really be there, and they may be all that's there. - Norton Mansfield, Introduction to Putrid Pink
📅︎ Apr 04
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“So many things are possible just as ...

“So many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible.” - Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth
📅︎ Jan 16
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My life perspective has been changed: Instead of assumin...

My life perspective has been changed: Instead of assuming I'm a brain in a vat, I now believe I'm a brain in a beer vat. My confusion makes much more sense. - Norton Mansfield
📅︎ Nov 17
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