Norm Quotes

“It’s one thing to make peo...

“It’s one thing to make people laugh, it’s another to make people smile”- Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 31
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“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, ...

“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange like a Woody Allen marriage.” -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 15
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"No puppet strings can hold me down, so patient...

"No puppet strings can hold me down, so patiently I watch this town. Abnormal soon will be the Norm, Enjoy the calm before the storm" -Gravity Falls
📅︎ Oct 01
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We are sheep...

We are sheep bound to the norms of society.
📅︎ Sep 30
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"Those who can laugh without cause have e...

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." — Norm Papernick
📅︎ Jul 15
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"Being alive is great, you can eat at...

"Being alive is great, you can eat at Denny's, you can wear a hat whenever you want to, it's wonderful." Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jul 23
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“Without deviation fro...

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.” ― Frank Zappa
📅︎ May 10
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"When you go into court you are putting your f...

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." — Norm Crosby
📅︎ Jan 29
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"The bar for people is so low these days th...

"The bar for people is so low these days that decent people seem to be superb, while awful people are more and more becoming the norm."
📅︎ Mar 20
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"Being alive is great, you can eat at...

"Being alive is great, you can eat at Denny's, you can wear a hat whenever you want to, it's wonderful." Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 09
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“You must not forget that a monster is o...

“You must not forget that a monster is only a variation, and to a monster the norm is monstrous.” ~ John Steinbeck, East of Eden
📅︎ Jan 24
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“Don’t conform to societal norm...

“Don’t conform to societal norms, because life is much more better when you stick to your own path.”
📅︎ Jan 03
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Its a dog eat dog world,...

Its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear --Norm, Cheers S4E18
📅︎ Sep 12
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"Normal is an illusion. What ...

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." ~ Morticia Addams
📅︎ Jul 08
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"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in or...

"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in order to escape the reality of life. I told him that’s why everybody does everything." -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Nov 26
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"You know how they always say that women l...

"You know how they always say that women like guys with senses of humor? Turns out they just laugh at handsome guys." - Norm MacDonald
📅︎ Oct 04
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"If people who have to work together in an enterprise trust on...

"If people who have to work together in an enterprise trust one another because they are all operating according to a common set of ethical norms, doing business costs less." - Francis Fukuyama
📅︎ Aug 03
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"My father was brutally murdered la...

"My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh." - Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Aug 04
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"When you go into court you are putting your f...

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." — Norm Crosby
📅︎ Jul 21
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Dance like no one is watching, sing like no on...

Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, and fuck like a god damn retard! -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Feb 11
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Without deviation fro...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. Frank Zappa
📅︎ Jun 07
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‘Normal’ is a setting on a washing ma...

‘Normal’ is a setting on a washing machine, not a benchmark in society. Be yourself and ignore the noise.- Norm Kelly
📅︎ Feb 02
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"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in ord...

"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in order to escape the reality of life. I told him that’s why everybody does everything." - Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Dec 07
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"When people say 'surreal' they mean 'real'...

"When people say 'surreal' they mean 'real', it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine." -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Oct 13
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"Owning pets is like hav...

"Owning pets is like having sex slaves you don't want to fuck." ~ Norm Mcdonalds
📅︎ Nov 03
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"Challenges make you discover things about yourself tha...

"Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew. They're what make the instrument stretch — what makes you go beyond the norm." – Cicely Tyson
📅︎ Apr 05
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Your good ideas aren’t worth a damn thing if all they ...

Your good ideas aren’t worth a damn thing if all they do is sit in your head. You need to be able to communicate them to others in some meaningful way. -Dr. Norm Weiner
📅︎ Feb 06
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"Why do Canadians like to do it d...

"Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game" - Norm Crosby
📅︎ May 20
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