Norm macdonald Quotes

“It’s one thing to make peo...

“It’s one thing to make people laugh, it’s another to make people smile”- Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 31
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“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, ...

“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange like a Woody Allen marriage.” -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 15
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"Being alive is great, you can eat at...

"Being alive is great, you can eat at Denny's, you can wear a hat whenever you want to, it's wonderful." Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jul 23
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"Being alive is great, you can eat at...

"Being alive is great, you can eat at Denny's, you can wear a hat whenever you want to, it's wonderful." Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 09
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"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in or...

"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in order to escape the reality of life. I told him that’s why everybody does everything." -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Nov 26
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"You know how they always say that women l...

"You know how they always say that women like guys with senses of humor? Turns out they just laugh at handsome guys." - Norm MacDonald
📅︎ Oct 04
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"My father was brutally murdered la...

"My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh." - Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Aug 04
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Dance like no one is watching, sing like no on...

Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, and fuck like a god damn retard! -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Feb 11
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"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in ord...

"A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in order to escape the reality of life. I told him that’s why everybody does everything." - Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Dec 07
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"When people say 'surreal' they mean 'real'...

"When people say 'surreal' they mean 'real', it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine." -Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Oct 13
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