Nipple Quotes

"If the baby doesn't ...

"If the baby doesn't cry, it doesn't get the nipple." -Turkish proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneec...

"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"And remember kids, TV violenc...

"And remember kids, TV violence is fine - as long as you don't show a nipple." - Krusty the clown.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get m...

"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get mad, just makes it worse. A little sweet talk and before you know it you're covered with baby oil, with whipped cream on your nipples." -Detective Dan Stark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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"You are projecting you...

"You are projecting your feelings onto my nipple" - my girlfrend last night
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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As my father told me, There are only three useless thi...

As my father told me, There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise." - Bequeath_Thine_Booty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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