Neck Quotes

Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a...

Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures." -Peter Kรผrten, right before he was executed by guillotine-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"As the new year approaches, I'll caution you to abstain from the use of phrase...

"As the new year approaches, I'll caution you to abstain from the use of phrases like "I dont care" or "its not my problem" to use phrases like these tighten a noose around the neck of humanity, for us to survive we must care." -James Edwards.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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"There is no ONE WAY. Try new t...

"There is no ONE WAY. Try new things... Cut the albatross of OLD WAYS from your neck." Lady Skollie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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"You wander from room to room Hun...

"You wander from room to room Hunting for the diamond necklace That is already around your neck!" -- Rumi
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"'Only for the sake of the honor of mankind...

"'Only for the sake of the honor of mankind do I not tear off their necks as is done to slaughtered beasts." - Angel of Death, Midrash.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat ...

โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat walletsโ€”these are the dominant characteristics of the โ€™80sโ€”the generation of swine.โ€ โ€”Hunter S. Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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"The circle of an empty day is brutal and a...

"The circle of an empty day is brutal and at night it tightens around your neck like a noose."--Elena Ferrante, The Days of Abandonment
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassio...

The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23
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I want to hang it from my neck n...

I want to hang it from my neck now, but I'm still here because there is no hanging rope. - Hatsune Miku
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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Whoever named it ne...

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. ...

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." โ€” Rita Rudner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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If you break your neck, if you have nothing to e...

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. - Robert Fulghum
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"I have kisses for t...

"I have kisses for the back of your neck." Anne Sexton, Briar Rose.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Whoever named it ne...

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to gra...

"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, โ€˜Look at that, you son of a bitch.'โ€ - Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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"People say I love you all the time. When they say 'take an umbrella, it's rain...

"People say I love you all the time. When they say 'take an umbrella, it's raining,' or 'hurry back,' or even 'watch out, you'll break your neck.' There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it my dear." โ€“ John Patrick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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โ€œThose assholes think theyโ€™re so great because t...

โ€œThose assholes think theyโ€™re so great because their necks are so long, but I bet it takes them, like, an hour to throw up.โ€ โ€”Ralph Fiennes, on giraffes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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"I would feel the urge to stab the p...

"I would feel the urge to stab the point of my pen into the neck of the person in front of me." - Jordan B. Peterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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"Your neck is ...

"Your neck is very grippable, very ergonomic" -Me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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"After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least ...

"After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment , the sound of my own blood gushing from my neck? That would be the best pleasure to end all pleasure." - Peter Kurten (The Vampire of Dusseldorf)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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"Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their nec...

"Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people." Mary Kay Ash, entrepreneur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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"behold the turtle.... he ...

"behold the turtle.... he makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." - unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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"From his neck down, a man is worth a couple...

"From his neck down, a man is worth a couple of dollars a day; from his neck up, he is worth anything his brain can invent." - Thomas Edison
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. ...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -Rita Rudner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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"Nostalgia is truly one of the...

"Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck." - Dwight Schrute
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell y...

"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass." ~Tuco from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch o...

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing." - Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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โ€œAnytime I see something screech across a room and latch o...

โ€œAnytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.โ€ - Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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