Naked Quotes

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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My wife was afraid of the dark. The...

My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light. ...Rodney Dangerfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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"Only when the tide goes ou...

"Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked." - Warren Buffett
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 07
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โ€œClothes make the man. Naked...

โ€œClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."... Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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โ€œWe think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, ...

โ€œWe think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty.โ€ โ€” Mother Theresa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"I wasn't really naked, ...

"I wasn't really naked, i simply didn't have any clothes on" - Josephine Baker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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"A harp is ju...

"A harp is just a naked piano" - Goku, DBZKai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Your naked body should only be...

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.-Charlie Chaplin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Clothes make the man. Naked ...

Clothes make the man. Naked people exercise little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
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โ€œRemembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to ...

โ€œRemembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.โ€ โ€” Steve Jobs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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"Naked kids have been a staple of delight for cent...

"Naked kids have been a staple of delight for centuries, for both parents and onlookers. So to label pedophilia as criminal is ridiculous." - Allen Ginsberg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging ...

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night." - A. Ginsberg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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"Most books on witchcraft will tell you that...

"Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men." - Neil Gaiman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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Beware of the naked...

Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes. -African Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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โ€œViolence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, an...

โ€œViolence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.โ€ -Mr. Dubois, *Starship* *Troopers*
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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โ€œAnd in the end, we were all just humans, drunk...

โ€œAnd in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.โ€ โ€• Christopher Poindexter, Naked Human
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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An author, behin...

An author, behind his words, is naked. Terri Guillemets
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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"I don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

"I don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt." -Maya Angelou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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"Just because youโ€™re naked doesnโ€™t mea...

"Just because youโ€™re naked doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re sexy. Just because youโ€™re cynical doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re cool." - Tom Robbins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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โ€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

โ€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.โ€ Maya Angelou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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โ€œWe come into the world all naked and bare, and ...

โ€œWe come into the world all naked and bare, and where we end up, nobody cares, but thereโ€™s a good fellow here and a good fellow there.โ€ - Ernest Kearney
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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โ€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

โ€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.โ€ Maya Angelou.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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"Clothes make the man. Nake...

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.โ€ -Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his...

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, โ€˜Is it good, friend?โ€™ โ€˜It is bitter โ€” bitter,โ€™ he answered, โ€˜But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart. STEPHEN CRANE
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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โ€œRemembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to...

โ€œRemembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heartโ€ โ€“ Steve Jobs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to ...

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." ~ Steve Jobs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Girls do not dress for boys. They dress ...

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and if girls dressed for boys theyโ€™d just walk around naked at all times.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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โ€œClothes make the man. ...

โ€œClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.โ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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"Thereโ€™s no better way to overpower a t...

"Thereโ€™s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth." - Frank Underwood, House of Cards
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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Even the President of t...

Even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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"Human rights and wrongs are not determined by Justice, but by Might. ...

"Human rights and wrongs are not determined by Justice, but by Might. Disguise it as you may, the naked sword is still king-maker and king-breaker, as of yore. All other theories are lies and lures." - Ragnar Redbeard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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"Glow whips and naked...

"Glow whips and naked people, that's my life right now" - the weed man.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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โ€œIf they took away my paints Iโ€™d use pastels. If they took away my pastels Iโ€™d us...

โ€œIf they took away my paints Iโ€™d use pastels. If they took away my pastels Iโ€™d use crayons. If they took away my crayons Iโ€™d use pencils. If they stripped me naked and threw me in prison Iโ€™d spit on my finger and paint on the walls.โ€ - Pablo Picasso
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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Clothes make the man. ...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to a...

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking that you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." -Steve Jobs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to ...

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." โ€“ Steve Jobs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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I want to buy land. I want to invest in 10 acres in the middle of nowher...

I want to buy land. I want to invest in 10 acres in the middle of nowhere with pines that leave a bed of needles on the ground. I want to go there and meditate and stroll naked and post signs that say, โ€˜No Hunting Allowed.โ€™
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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"Life is a confidence trick we must run on ourselves, hoping we do not catc...

"Life is a confidence trick we must run on ourselves, hoping we do not catch on to any monkey business that would have us stripped of our defense mechanisms and standing stark naked before the silent, starring void." -Thomas Ligotti
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"I wanna look good nake...

"I wanna look good naked!" ~ Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) in American Beauty
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 20
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โ€œViolence, naked force, has settl...

โ€œViolence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.โ€ โ€• Robert A. Heinlein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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"When I search for my name on Googl...

"When I search for my name on Google, page 49 shows naked women. Can you change that?" โ€“ from Clients From Hell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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โ€œWe're born na...

โ€œWe're born naked, and the rest is drag.โ€ โ€• RuPaul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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"Clothes make the man. Nake...

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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"I want to leave this world the way ...

"I want to leave this world the way I came in, screaming, naked, and covered in the blood of someone else"--unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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โ€œWhen I came of age in the seventies, it was still pretty cool to ...

โ€œWhen I came of age in the seventies, it was still pretty cool to be able to offer a young man the actual presence of a naked, willing young woman. Today, real naked women are just bad porn.โ€ - Naomi Wolf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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"If only such sad people could remember: Everyone ...

"If only such sad people could remember: Everyone is naked. Everyone wants to hide. But life is still sweet. Let it go on." - Orson Scott Card, Ender's Shadow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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"Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to t...

"Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts." โ€” James Thurber
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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"My way probably wont work for mo...

"My way probably wont work for most people but the more I got naked the more comfortable I felt." - Rhianna
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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โ€œJust because you're naked doesn't mea...

โ€œJust because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.โ€ โ€• Tom Robbins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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