My Quotes

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled ...

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled into other people's drama, think these words: 'not my circus, not my monkeys.' - Polish proverb
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โ€œI wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then Iโ€™m gonna put pins in...

โ€œI wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then Iโ€™m gonna put pins into all the locations that Iโ€™ve traveled to. But first, Iโ€™m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it wonโ€™t fall down. โ€”Mitch Hedberg
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"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." โ€” Tom Hanks
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โ€œOne of the hardest things you will eve...

โ€œOne of the hardest things you will ever have to do my dear is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.โ€ -Arthiklove.
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โ€œWhatโ€™s your drea...

โ€œWhatโ€™s your dream job?โ€ - Well, in my dreams i donโ€™t work.
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"I have never let my s...

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." โ€” Mark Twain
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'If you ever find yourself playing poker...

'If you ever find yourself playing poker with a group of strangers and you don't know who the sucker is, it's you.' - my Grandpa
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โ€œTo succeed in todays world, if youโ€™re goin...

โ€œTo succeed in todays world, if youโ€™re going to work hard climbing a mountain, first make sure youโ€™re climbing the correct one.โ€ -My dad
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โ€œI hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watchin...

โ€œI hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things.โ€ - anonymous
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May God have mercy upon ...

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I wonโ€™t - General George S. Patton
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โ€œIf there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiven...

โ€œIf there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.โ€ โ€” A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.
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โ€œIf anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not ...

โ€œIf anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.โ€ - Epictetus
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychi...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers, and a bartender. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œIโ€™d just like to say from the bottom of m...

โ€œIโ€™d just like to say from the bottom of my heart, Iโ€™d like to take this chance to apologizeโ€ฆ to absolutely nobody.โ€- Conor McGregor
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, bu...

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. Maya Angelou
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โ€œThree people in my audience said, โ€˜I have cancer and depr...

โ€œThree people in my audience said, โ€˜I have cancer and depression, and depression is way worse because with cancer I wanted to live but with depression I wanted to dieโ€™.โ€ โ€” Ruby Wax
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My wife was afraid of the dark. The...

My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œI put my heart and soul into ...

โ€œI put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.โ€ - Vincent Van Gogh
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"You can't please all of the people al...

"You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show." โ€” Mitch Hedberg
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โ€œThe mirror is my best fri...

โ€œThe mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughsโ€ - charlie chaplin
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"We can disagree and still love each other, unless...

"We can disagree and still love each other, unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist." - James Baldwin
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"My advice to you...is ...

"My advice to you...is to seek out gold and sit on it." -The Dragon (Grendel)
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But believe me, my dear boy, there...

But believe me, my dear boy, there is nothing stronger than those two: patience and time, they will do it all
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โ€œMy story is one of many th...

โ€œMy story is one of many thousands, and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon.โ€
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โ€œBut the issue is โ€” and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people โ€” ... [that...

โ€œBut the issue is โ€” and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people โ€” ... [that] the first stuff I wrote is out there for everybody to see. So I just hope on my own behalf and other people's behalf we're still allowed to think out loud and fail publicly and grow.โ€ ~ Bo Burnham
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Leaving footprints, Collectin...

Leaving footprints, Collecting memories and regretting nothing is the ultimate goal of my life.
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โ€œAnd now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It...

โ€œAnd now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.โ€~The Little Prince
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
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"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebri...

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." โ€” Moby
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"When my mind is hellish, and the world is at ...

"When my mind is hellish, and the world is at peace, I'm in the in between. When my mind is hellish, and the world is hellish, I'm in hell." -Me
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"Rushing is...

"Rushing is the fear of time" -My Grandpa
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"My fellow Americans, we are and alw...

"My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too." - Barack Obama
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"I grew up to have my father's looks, my fath...

"I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's opinions and my mothers's contempt for my father." Jules Fieffer
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"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fai...

"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I'll live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity." -Whitney Houston
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โ€œThe reason the coronavirus ...

โ€œThe reason the coronavirus keeps spreading is because sharing is caringโ€ - My dumb friend
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โ€œMy formula for greatness in a human being is amor fati: that one wants nothing to be different, ...

โ€œMy formula for greatness in a human being is amor fati: that one wants nothing to be different, not forward, not backward, not in all eternity. Not merely bear what is necessary, still less conceal itโ€”all idealism is mendaciousness in the face of what is necessaryโ€”but love itโ€ โ€•Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to f...

"Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself -nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." - FDR
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I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, ...

I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on. Annabel Pitcher, My Sister Lives on the Mantelpiece
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"The difference between my need to be prepared for everything, and the fact that I can't be pre...

"The difference between my need to be prepared for everything, and the fact that I can't be prepared for everything, That difference has helped me evolve, adapt and most importantly learn things I needed to. I may be a mess today, but I was a lot worse yesterday. Let that sink in"- Anonymous.
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"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republi...

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." โ€” Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
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After a year of therapy, my psy...

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." - Larry Brown
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โ€œWhen we stormed the beach I saw my fe...

โ€œWhen we stormed the beach I saw my fellow comrades getting mowed down, No I saw my brothers getting mowed down.โ€~Unknown
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Iโ€™ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. Iโ€™ve lost almost 300 games. 26...

Iโ€™ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. Iโ€™ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times Iโ€™ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. Iโ€™ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. โ€“Michael Jordan
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I no longer own my own mind. I don't own even my ow...

I no longer own my own mind. I don't own even my own thoughts. After all I've done, finally there is nothing left. I am a man with no future. ~Viktor Schauberger
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"If you are not over her in twenty minutes with my ...

"If you are not over her in twenty minutes with my door I will come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day." - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty
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"Kids are a ...

"Kids are a marginal thing" -my math teacher
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim,...

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" โ€” Charles M. Schulz
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Iโ€™ve yet to ...

Iโ€™ve yet to win, how can I not do my best?
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"I have spent all my l...

"I have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it." - Franz Kafka
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I'd rather spend my time looking...

I'd rather spend my time looking at the sky than listening to Whitney Houston - Robert Smith of The Cure
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โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you k...

โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.โ€ - Morgan Freeman
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"Where I bite, I hold till I die, and even after...

"Where I bite, I hold till I die, and even after death they must cut out my mouthful from my enemy's body and bury it with me." -Character by C.S. Lewis
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My first wife, I'll ...

My first wife, I'll never forget her โ€” and I've tried. ...Redd Foxx
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"Don't live in the kid insi...

"Don't live in the kid inside of you, but don't lose the kid inside of you." - My Mother
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"I don't value my friends for wha...

"I don't value my friends for what they bring to the table, I value them for just being there."- Anonymous
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"Opinions can't...

"Opinions can't be wrong, except yours." โ€”My sister
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sticks and stones ...

sticks and stones may brake my bones but words cut like knifes
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The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse mys...

The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse myself if I were a father. A son of mine! Oh no, no, no! May my entire flesh perish and may I transmit to no one the aggravations and the disgrace of existence. Gustave Flaubert
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โ€œYou will never know how much it has cost ...

โ€œYou will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve YOUR freedom. I hope you will make a good use of it.โ€ - John Adams
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"I've failed over and over an...

"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed." Michael Jordan
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โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real g...

โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.โ€ - Michael Jordan
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Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age Iโ€™ll be by the time my daughterโ€™s friends are all sixteen, so whatโ€™s the point? Thatโ€™s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
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"I owe my success to having listened respectfu...

"I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite." -- G. K. Chesterton
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โ€œSomewhere, far down, there was an itch in m...

โ€œSomewhere, far down, there was an itch in my heart, but I made it a point not to scratch it. I was afraid of what might come leaking out.โ€
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"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatr...

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" โ€” Ronnie Shakes
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I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the...

I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the long way round. I smelt your scent on the seat belt And kept my shortcuts to myselfโ€ฆ -Arctic Monkeys
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My mother had morning...

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œI wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said ...

โ€œI wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.โ€
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'Maybe I'll find a quote suitable ...

'Maybe I'll find a quote suitable for my charity. Maybe I just won't. Somehow, the latter is better clarity. '
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โ€œYou asked for my...

โ€œYou asked for my hustle, I gave you my heartโ€- Kobe Bryant
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John 15:17 This ...

John 15:17 This is My command to you: Love one another
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"We don't need war for u...

"We don't need war for us to realize that we need peace." - My History Teacher
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You donโ€™t have to ...

You donโ€™t have to be alone if you keep prisoners- My coworker
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"I am not a handsome guy...

"I am not a handsome guy, but i can give my hand- to -some one who needs helps."
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"My theory is that if you look confident...

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." โ€” Jessica Alba
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"You can chain me, you can torture me, y...

"You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind." - Mohandas Gandhi
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โ€œ Humans really do need little moments of extravagance. Seeing bright ...

โ€œ Humans really do need little moments of extravagance. Seeing bright flowers in the sky, I feel like I can forget my pain for a moment. I can release the tiniest bit of happiness from deep inside my heartโ€. -Chengyin-
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Is there a doctor in the...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. ~Wendy Liebman
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"I've never been good ...

"I've never been good at making friends. My friends have always made me."
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If you are absent during my st...

If you are absent during my struggle, Don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith
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Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean y...

Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger then that, I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table. - Tupac Shakur.
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"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something ...

"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something in me and tried to encourage me." - Nobel Laureate May-Britt Moser. This girl would grow up to uncover one of the brain's biggest mysteries: grid cells, which act as the brain's inner GPS.
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